Never get old, kids. Ceej is licking his wounds and living thru an existential crisis as he discusses his unique injury status. We've got our full predictions and analysis for the NBA Playoffs which kicks off this week. quick hits from last weekend's UFC 314 results, Rizzy's got some hot gambling tips to share, and we even have a brand new wager to drop on the huge 1st round Knicks/Pistons showdown! Hit 'play' and send Ceej some Icy Hot!

This episode is all about shooting for the stars! Whether you're trying to win a college basketball championship like NCAA athletes, or when you're setting relationship standards for yourself, you gotta aim high! The Bros break down all of the action from the Finals of March Madness, Rizzy imparts some wisdom after a molten HOT betting weekend, and we've even got fan mail, baby! It's an episode for champions like you, so politely press that "play" button and enjoy!

This week, we're throwing out the notes! Kalina has provided us with some sports topics of her own so that we can debate them for her personal enjoyment (and yours). Press that beautiful "Play" button and relax as The Bros discuss Ceej's hostile concert story from Fiserv Forum, an appreciation for 90s TV dinners, and then it's on to the show as we tackle the Lebron James/Stephen A Smith feud, Zion Williamson's career so far, and the international future of the NFL. I'm telling ya, they don't make TV dinners like they used to.

Dig it! Need a little excitement? Snap into this episode! (Shoutout to the forever legend, Macho Man Randy Savage!) Rizzy's got all the latest from an exciting March Madness bracket as we cruise into the Sweet Sixteen! Then, Ceej has a last-minute plea to the Chicago Bears as we make predictions and drop bold takes on next month's NFL Draft! We promise we'll save the crashout for after our teams pick players nowhere near our predictions.

As promised, it's time for our Year 2 Anniversary Spectacular! The Bank Bros Show proudly presents "The Cypher" for your entertainment. Pour something up, sit back, and relax as The Bros reflect on two years full of creativity and thankfulness before we table the sports talk for a night to increase your rap knowledge. Through nine categories, we'll take you through a journey of hip hop from all decades while we analyze and review. A perfect episode for that Saturday cruise or walking your doggo on a sunny day. We love you and appreciate all the support!

Song Credits:

"93 Til Infinity" - Souls of Mischief

"Boom" - Royce Da 5'9"

"Coffee" - Aesop Rock, John Darnielle

"GAZZILLION EAR" - MF DOOM, J Dilla

"Lost At Birth" - Public Enemy

"If I Ruled the World (Imagine That)" - Ms. Lauryn Hill, Nas

"Strangers" - A$AP Rocky, Black Thought, Danger Mouse, Run The Jewels

"Hot Boyz" - Missy Elliott, Nas, Eve, Q-Tip

"Too Much" - Freddie Gibbs, Moneybagg Yo

"I Get Up" - J. Cole

"Juicy" - The Notorious B.I.G.

"Young Grizzley World" - Tee Grizzley, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, YNW Melly

"Freak Hoe" - Speaker Knockerz

"Super Bass" - Nicki Minaj

"Jumbotron Shit Poppin" - Drake

"Power Trip" - J. Cole, Miguel

"m.A.A.d city" - Kenrick Lamar, MC Eiht

"Til' Infinity" - J. Cole

"Fire" - Ohio Players

We were going to do our 2-year anniversary episode but decided to hold off a week because the wildest NFL Free Agency period we've seen in a long time was unleashed! You just know we HAD to bring you all the news! We've got breakdowns of all the shakeups across the league to go along with our UFC 313 shot bet results! Ceej also describes his kids' first foray into the world of fighting games, and drops important psuedo-PSA's about playing loud videos in small public spaces and letting your unleashed dog terrorize a neighborhood. We should probably book Ceej one of those Rage Rooms after this one...

It's a night full of fights for The Bros as we break down the controversial ending to the Gervonta "Tank" Davis vs Lamont Roach fight. Afterwards, we place our official shot bets for UFC 313, and then get down to the meat and potatoes as we recap the late NBA season while Rizzy drops his picks for contenders and dark horses leading into the playoffs. If you have a friend who's a Dallas Mavericks fan and you don't know why they're SO sad lately, don't even ask them. Just give them a big hug and tell them it'll be ok (even if you're lying).

It's that time again for another round of The Bank Bros Show's World Famous Game Night!! This edition's games include a unique NBA Jersey ID Challenge, Blind Rankings for randomized NBA starting five lineups, and then we download the incredible "Jackbox Party Pack" of video games for rounds of "Time Jinx©" and "Guesspionage©"! We also open the show with takes about the scorching news that recently dropped about a former NFL player. Which player? You'll have to hit that "play" button right next to your thumb to find out 😉.

A little Smash Mouth reference for ya because we're talking about NBA All-Star Weekend and Rizzy's got a lot of feelings about it. Join us as we get into a deep discussion about how to fix what once was a spectacle for basketball fans worldwide. We balance that serious talk with a ridiculous game where we draft random pokemon into NBA/NFL lineups. Very left brained/right brained episode you don't wanna miss!

I don't even have to write a description here. You already know we're discussing EVERYTHING about that divisive (to say the least) Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show! The Bros have all the Super Bowl coverage that you need right here so you know this episode is hot! But just in case that's not enough for you, we've also got NBA news and an intriguing shot bet game that Rizzy has crafted to be as diabolical as possible. What are you waiting for?! You know what to do.