The Barn Philosopher

The Barn Philosopher

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The Barn Philosopher episodes

  • 119 - Ridge’s Recycled Alien Story and Shelby’s Skeptical Soul
    In this episode, Ridge dives into a familiar alien story — one Shelby’s already heard, but lets slide (mostly) because it’s still a good one. The conversation drifts from UFOs and mysterious encounters to how the existence of extraterrestrial life could fit into Catholicism. It’s a blend of curiosity, theology, and a touch of playful skepticism as Ridge and Shelby try to make sense of what’s out there — or if it’s already here.
    Stick around for laughs, light philosophy, and a few unearthly tangents.
    Don’t forget to rate, follow, and share The Barn Philosopher — no alien abductions required. 🛸
    12 min
  • 118 - When Saving a Life Costs a Legacy: Who Should Take the Hit?
    Shelby’s sipping his last Japanese beer, complaining about pretentious travelers who think drinks taste better “from the source,” before he and Ridge stumble into a moral minefield: would you push a kid out of the way of a bus if it meant dying yourself? The conversation swerves from philosophical to darkly hilarious — what if the kid grows up to be terrible and you wasted a perfectly good adult? But then, things get real when Shelby reflects on losing his dad and what that kind of sacrifice would mean for Ridge’s kids. It’s part barstool banter, part existential gut-check — all classic Barn Philosopher.
    Listen now, and don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    26 min
  • 117 -Frogs, Firecrackers, and Regret: The Haunting of Two Grown Boys
    In this episode of The Barn Philosopher, Ridge and Shelby open up about the things that haunt them—big and small. From anger that lingers too long, to lies that still echo in memory, and even the reckless mischief of childhood days involving firecrackers and frogs, no haunt is left unexplored.
    Together, they take a deep dive into the memories and choices that stick with us, the ones that make us wince, laugh nervously, or wonder what we were thinking. It’s honest, a little uncomfortable, and exactly the kind of conversation that makes the barn the perfect place for reflection.
    Listen now, and don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    23 min
  • 116 - Burger Math 101: Biggie Bag vs. Triple Trouble
    In this episode of The Barn Philosopher, Ridge and Shelby put fast food science to the test with a head-to-head showdown: Wendy’s Biggie Bag vs. Dave’s Triple (Biggie-sized, of course).
    From taste and satisfaction to the all-important price per pound, the guys break down which meal delivers more bang for your buck—and belly. But no episode would be complete without their very own, very unscientific, and somehow totally reliable “pee rating” system.
    Grab a napkin, maybe some antacids, and join Ridge and Shelby as they chew through calories, cost, and comedy in the barn.
    Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartRadio, and more.
    And don’t forget to rate, follow, and share—it helps more than a side of nuggets in a Biggie Bag.
    24 min
  • 115 - A Barnyard Zombie Apocalypse: Culinary Curiosities for the End Times
    In this episode of The Barn Philosopher, Ridge puts Shelby on the spot with a classic survival question: what would you do in a zombie apocalypse? From townsfolk fleeing into the countryside to the logistics of cooking zombies to a safe internal temperature (don’t try this at home), the guys take a darkly funny look at end-of-the-world scenarios.
    Shelby worries about not being the slowest in the group, Ridge wonders if their podcast might actually repel brain-hungry zombies, and together they explore whether philosophy has a place in a post-apocalyptic world.
    It’s equal parts ridiculous and thought-provoking—classic barn talk with a zombie twist.
    Listen now on Apple, Spotify, iHeartRadio, and more.
    Don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    12 min
  • 114 - The First Teachers: Why Parents Matter More Than Homework
    In this on the road and back-to-school episode of The Barn Philosopher, Ridge shares the chaos of launching kids into three different schools and the whirlwind it creates at home. But beneath the hectic schedules lies a deeper concern: are parents truly serving their children well, or are they letting them off too easy? Ridge argues that the first teachers—parents—set the tone, and sometimes that tone is too soft.
    Shelby adds his usual spin, pointing the finger at laziness, social media, and the endless echo chambers that reward wasted time with cheap dopamine. Together, they wrestle with questions of responsibility, discipline, and how to prepare kids for a world that doesn’t hand out participation trophies.
    It’s a mix of reflection, frustration, and a little humor about raising the next generation in a distracted age.
    Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more—and don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    24 min
  • 113 - Fat Bodies No More Challenge: The Barn Slim-posium
    In this episode, Ridge and Shelby kick off a weight loss challenge and admit they’re tired of living as “fat bodies.” It’s not just about looking better—it’s about living longer, being more active, and keeping up with life the way they want to. With plenty of honesty and a little humor, they set the stage for accountability, motivation, and maybe even a little friendly competition.
    👉 Don’t forget to rate, follow, and share to keep us moving toward our goals!
    29 min
  • 112 - A Barn Update: Going Dry, New Studio, Tucks and a Lady Boy
    In this episode of The Barn Philosopher, Shelby shares an exciting update on his grandfather’s truck restoration—a project that’s finally inching closer to completion after decades of sitting idle. Alongside that, the long-awaited new barn studio is almost ready (barring any of those all-too-familiar construction delays).
    Meanwhile, Ridge opens up about hitting a personal milestone: one full year without alcohol. While the health benefits haven’t been as dramatic as expected, the achievement still feels like a big win. Of course, that doesn’t stop Shelby from poking fun at how people react, as if Ridge were a recovering alcoholic, instead of just a guy who swapped booze calories for the raccoon-style habit of finishing his kids’ leftovers.
    Adding to the irony, Shelby cracks open a beer called Lady Boy from Marion Brewing Company while Ridge talks about sobriety. At one point, Shelby even jokes that they’re sponsoring the show—though they definitely aren’t. Call it a case of “stolen advertising valor.”
    It’s a mix of progress, milestones, and the humor of everyday life—because in the barn, even updates come with laughs.
    Listen now on Apple, Spotify, iHeartRadio, and more.
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    21 min
  • 111 - Barnside Millions: Spending a Small Fortune
    In this short but lively episode of The Barn Philosopher, Shelby, Ridge, Rita, and Joan tackle a thought experiment straight out of Brewster’s Millions: what would you do if you had $1 million to spend in just 24 hours—without buying anything tangible?
    The conversation stumbles and meanders (as these things do), but between the laughs, tangents, and some clumsy detours, the group manages to share creative, heartfelt, and sometimes surprising answers.
    It’s a playful dive into values, imagination, and what really matters when money can’t buy “stuff.”
    Listen now on Apple, Spotify, iHeartRadio, and more.
    And don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    9 min
  • 110 - Barnside Psychology: Temperaments with the Better Halves
    In this lively episode of The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge are joined by Rita and Joan for a playful but eye-opening conversation. Together, the group takes a temperament quiz, makes bold guesses about each other’s results, and shares where they were right (and hilariously wrong).
    Shelby dives into his personal theory on the “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” sides we all carry—how we show up in front of others versus who we are behind the curtain. The crew also tackles the all-too-common excuse of “not having a filter” and why that might just be a poor cover for low-IQ reasoning.
    It’s part psychology, part comedy, and part group therapy—an episode that reveals more about friendships, personalities, and self-awareness than anyone expected.
    Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartRadio, and more.
    Don’t forget to rate, follow, and share!
    43 min

About The Barn Philosopher

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Welcome to The Barn Philosopher—where life’s quirks, curiosities, and occasional absurdities meet thoughtful reflection and a good dose of humor.

Join Shelby and Ridge as they dive into the…