Today, Darren remembers to bring a bi-weeky joke. Then, the guys reveal who escaped jail successfully. They also discuss toilet paper and shoes.

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0:00 Intro

1:09 Bi-Weekly Joke

2:06 Who Successfully Escaped

6:06 We're Hiring! (Kinda)

6:52 Phrase Origins

9:42 Toilet Paper

18:07 Shoes

23:47 Outro

Today, Darren makes history by forgetting about the bi-weeky joke. After Tony saves the day with his own joke, they read the emails and comments they received. They also continue with part 2 of How to Break Out of Jail.

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0:00 Intro

1:09 Bi-Weekly Joke

2:15 Looking Back at 2025

5:25 Emails and Comments

12:32 How to Break Out of Jail

29:50 Outro

Today, the guys celebrate the podcast's third birthday! They also bring back Spontaneous Situations and begin the How to Break Out of Jail series.

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0:00 Intro

2:40 Bi-Weekly Joke

4:20 Spontaneous Situations

24:27 How to Break Out of Jail

32:05 Outro

In today's episode, the guys dive into the deepest and last layer of the conspiracy theory iceberg. They also discuss some video games that should be banned.

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0:00 Intro

1:26 Bi-Weekly Joke

2:35 Emails

4:03 Conspiracy Iceberg Layer 5

5:11 Life is an Unproven Theory

7:01 The U.S. Actually Landed on the Moon

9:16 The Vatican is the Beast

10:44 People Who Cannot Think Do Hot Exist

12:20 We Killed God

13:14 The Rapture Already Happened

15:59 Her

19:13 Immortality-Induced Amnesia

20:26 God's Ego Death

23:13 God's Last Wish

24:09 The Final Understanding

25:25 The Infinity Paradox

27:43 The Knowledge Paradox

29:30 Video Games That Should be Banned

32:19 GTA VI

34:25 Roblox

38:25 Purple Place

39:17 Fortnite

40:24 Angry Birds 2

43:20 Cabela's Big Game Hunter 6

45:08 Outro

In today's episode, the guys revisit the conspiracy theory iceberg, diving into layer four this time.

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0:00 Intro

1:13 Bi-Weekly Joke

2:05 Email Time

7:25 Conspiracy Iceberg Layer 4

8:01 Psychedelic Astronauts

10:45 The Battle of Los Angeles

12:41 Incan Airplanes

14:54 Buzz Aldrin

18:04 Finland Isn't Real

20:22 Fire is Alive

22:03 Codex Gigas

24:01 Eye of Africa

27:50 Human Brain Source Code

29:55 Tachyon Particles

31:00 Continents Beyond the Ice Wall

35:03 Civilizations Before Humans

36:20 webcambart

37:30 The Internet was Discovered

39:37 Water is Alive

42:26 Project Blue Beam

43:46 North Korea=Utopia

44:50 Pharoah Akhenaton

47:49 Tesseract Earth+Clockwork Elves

50:27 The "Others" in Genesis

53:22 Outro

Today, the guys are joined by Preston. They read emails and then discuss layer three of the conspiracy theory iceberg.

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0:00 Intro

2:18 Bi-Weekly Joke

3:28 Emails

14:00 Conspiracy Iceberg Layer 3

15:57 Mary Magdalene

17:09 Ancient Aliens

18:45 John Titor

20:34 Voynich Manuscript

21:56 Satoshi Nakamoto

22:40 Skyquakes

24:31 Quantum Immortality

26:04 Teenage Jesus

28:20 Jules Verne

29:24 Manichean Narrative

30:35 Skull and Bones Fraternity

31:14 The Great Reset

32:55 Polybius

34:24 Younger Dryas Period

36:32 Aleph

37:11 Neanderthal Superiority

38:08 Phoenician Colonization

40:05 Aztec Sacrifices

41:08 Gray Goo

43:11 The Moon Isn't Real

46:13 Gobekli Tepe

48:18 Operation Paperclip

49:05 Infantile Stem Cells

49:47 Global Cooling

53:50 Junk Data in DNA

56:34 Anti-Matter Dopplegangers

57:32 Sea People

1:00:53 Outro

This episode was recorded prior to September 10th, hence the lack of discussion about Charlie. R.I.P. Legend.

Today, Conrad joins the guys in the studio and they discuss more conspiracy theories.

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0:00 Intro

1:52 Bi-Weekly Joke

5:19 Conspiracy Quick-Hitters

8:15 Denver International Airport

12:53 Building 7

17:34 Chemtrails

22:05 Time Cube

23:41 Taurus Earth

24:21 The Backrooms

26:00 Nikola Tesla

28:26 Roswell, NM

31:40 Red Rooms

33:30 MKUltra

37:20 Leonardo DaVinci

39:22 Aztec Gold

40:05 Q-Anon

41:29 NASA Conspiracies

42:40 Egyptian Architecture

48:56 Fluoride Water

52:22 Helter Skelter (Charles Manson)

55:41 Mattress Firm Stores

56:45 Holocaust Didn't Happen

57:09 Mt. Rushmore Chamber

58:46 Birds Aren't Real

59:52 Hollow Earth

1:03:42 Hitler in Argentina

1:05:35 Kennedy Assassination

1:07:32 Freemasons

1:08:16 Quantum Mechanics

1:09:18 Greek Fire

1:10:31 Skinwalkers

1:12:32 Outro

In today's episode, Tony and Darren read emails and then discuss some popular conspiracy theories.

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0:00 Intro

1:13 Bi-Weekly Joke

2:12 Emails

17:00 Conspiracy Theory "Quick" Hitters

18:40 Bigfoot

21:13 Loch Ness Monster

22:26 Time Travelers

25:49 9/11

28:26 Crop Circles

29:00 Big Pharma and Vaccines

30:30 Illuminati

31:33 Area 51

33:23 UFOs

36:56 The This Man

40:25 Jet Fuel

42:25 The Simpsons

44:35 Real Life Matrix

46:08 Flat Earth

47:02 Atlantis

49:06 The Mandela Effect

49:41 Ghosts

50:49 5G

54:15 Outro

In today's episode, the guys talk about trains and hot air balloons. No emails. No comments. Just pure yapping.

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0:00 Intro

2:41 Joke

3:55 Trains and Hot Air Balloons

4:35 Train Facts

22:30 Hot Air Balloon Facts

28:03 The Hindenburg

32:59 More Hot Air Balloon Facts

37:58 We Forgot to Rate the Joke

39:18 Outro

In today's episode, Tony and Darren first read emails and comments. Then, they discuss shower thoughts and go down a variety of food-related rabbit holes.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:47 Biweekly Joke

01:57 We Have a New Setup

03:45 Emails and Comments

14:01 Sponsor Segment

15:44 Shower Thoughts

16:48 How 1+1=1

18:48 One Divided by Nine Equals Ten

21:49 Some YouTubers We Watch

23:28 Another Shower Thought

24:16 Grape Soda is Always Purple

26:24 Food Dyes

27:21 Fake Coffee Phenomenon

28:26 The Last Shower Thought

30:24 Another YouTuber We Watch

32:06 Trains Are Actually Kinda Cool

32:48 We Sound High Sometimes

33:35 We Need to Prep for Recording

36:45 Outro