Jen Shah is lowkey a horrible person. Luckily, horrible people make great reality television.

The Great Dictator, City Lights, Modern Times...just a few of the movies you think of when you see the name Charlie Chaplin.

This week's housewife is none other than Charlie Chaplin (Lydia McLaughlin). In this house we live for Lydia!!!! Lowkey one of the best to ever do it. Dry wit, above reproach, and able to lay Shannon TF out. Whats not to love? After all she's techincally responsible for the Iceland trip...

This week its all about Dolo, or "Black Dolores" as Wendy Williams used to call her. At the top of the episode Dolores was "boring" but by the end of the episode she's "a grounding force" and maybe even intrinsically evil? Listen and find out why at the end of the episode! Love yaaaa

BUT IM PRETTY! This week we cover RHONY's favorite punching bag Kristen Taekman! Ashley Madison scandal AND Ramona Singer on the Montana trip survivor.

We also cover the sad state of affairs that is the Met Gala red carpet, a little RHOA shade, and the Golden Life trailer. We love you..do you love us?

Let us know in the comments. Xoxo BL

You already know its time for cockies! Long live Mama Elsa and her daughter The First Lady of Miami...Miss Marysol Patton.

Our inaugural episode celebrates our patron witch, the champion of our Single Season Housewife tournament miss Wiccan herself Carlton Gebbia. Its a bit of clunker! But practice makes perfect...xoxo BL.