The most broken bird.

The first bombshell to enter the Real Housewives villa...

How many people you know who've potty trained a bird?

Mother to Grandma Wrinkles and Ladybug (and darling Lexi). One of the strongest women in history, and a deeply inspiring person who taught us all how to keep calm and carry on.

Don't be tardy for this ya'll. In this episode we give it up for the first white woman to ever wear a wig. She smoked cigs and drank from a red solo cup in her Bentley outside a Chilli's listening to her demo so literally every other housewives song could run. A frustrating member of the RH pantheon but deserving of her flowers nonetheless! Enjoy and we love you.

"I can deal with alot, but I can't deal with stupid!"

We're back with the Mayor of Miami Mz. Lea Black. We talk about her, her darksided marriage to Roy Black and there's lots of laughter...come on ya'll!

Bell Hook's on what it means to be queer: "Queer' not as being about who you're having sex with (that can be a dimension of it); but 'queer' as being about the self that is at odds with everything around it and that has to invent and create and find a place to speak and to thrive and to live."

Why is that deadass Alex McCord on RHONY lmaoooooo

Brandi Glanville was kind of the first bombshell to enter the Real Housewives Villa if you think about it...?

We just took a DNA Test and it turns out we one hundred percent DO CARE!!!! TO TALK ABOUT ROBYN! The go girl give us nothing queen. We come to some prescient realizations about maybe the most blasé housewife of all time?

Jen Shah is lowkey a horrible person. Luckily, horrible people make great reality television.