Revamped, reenergized, and running entirely on vibes and questionable ball knowledge, we’re back to break down all things world football. This week: Real Madrid and Bayern Munich put on a Champions League masterclass (or depending on who you support, a public execution). Meanwhile, we ask the tough question—who actually ruined Liverpool FC’s season? Is it Arne Slot, the players, or Pogba's Witchdoctor?
Plus, we preview Manchester City vs Arsenal FC (aka football vs whatever the hell Arsenal play), and try to figure out where on earth Alphonse Areola ends up next—because even he might not know at this point.
Chaos, hot takes, and at least one opinion we’ll regret by next week.