🚨QUALIFIED GUEST ALERT 🚨

It's not hard to get a guest that's more intelligent than us, because most human beings are more intelligent than us, but here we are with a one of them: OJ Patterson is here to talk about the one and only BAY AREA.

His book, Bay Area Strand-Up Comedy: A Humorous History, drops next week so buy 15 copies or we're not friends anymore!!!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• We should all be sleeping on cubes

• Charge the fog, charge the bars

• Gettin' hella hyphy and goin' dumb at the Safeway right by the BART, yadadamean?

• If you are the man who hosts karaoke at The Mint, please lighten up

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