Black Friday gets real dark for the Eagles & their dirty fanbase as the Bears bully them all over the field for 4 quarters. A few audio clips included from being out watching the game with some fellow hooligans. Now it's time to end the hopes & dreams of our not so bright neighbors to the north. 9-3 #BearDownHooligans 

Bears get the win with mostly 2nd & 3rd stringers playing on D versus that perv Rudolph since Rogers was too soft. I get my first interview in a while with a 3rd generation russian from Pitt who bleeds molten steel and has a lace curtain steeler call in show. Longest pod in a while. 8-3 #BearDownHooligans

Comes down to the end again & the Bears get another close one. Shouldn't have been that close, but they're 7-3 and get the W. Minnesotans are left drooling on themselves (as usual) & are probably having a difficult time comprehending what happened with that overall lack of brain power up there. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Bears fans take over the jungle in Cincy. The Bears decide to send us on a rollercoaster that ends with the 2nd wildest games I've ever been to. Skyline chili dogs are made of pig buttholes & not recommended. #BearDownHooligans 

Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the sidelines of this beatdown & fans are turning on Caleb. Bear Down!

Spencer "The Rat" Rattler gets put in his place & the Bears take 4 in a row. The good times roll as Ben Johnson shows those swamp donkeys Who Dat is. Tried to get the biggest Saints fan north of the Tamale Trail on air, but he was frightened after a demoralizing loss. The Bears bandwagon keeps on a rolling to gross Baltimore next week. Bear Down!!

Bears pull out another tight one (3 in a row) & get that sweet sweet revenge. Troy acts like a jilted teen schoolgirl live on national TV after getting ghosted by CW. My buddy The Guy is scared of the outcome this coming Sunday. Bear Down!

Not a pretty one in Fabulous Las Vegas but the Bears pull it out. The white trash demon Crosby tries to bust the Bears shot at .500 & comes pretty damn close. Josh Blackwell blocks the field goal and the Bears come up aces in the end. #BearDownHooligans 

Eberfloozey comes to town with his horrendous D & the Bears make a move in the right direction. Caleb gives them a taste of what he can do & Dennis Allen holds Dax and company to 14. The dread & Monday depression gives us a break this week. What fan base wears more accessories: packers or raiders? #BearDown 

The Bears franchise continues to be a complete embarrassment & punchline for the league. They get laughed out of Ford Field by the meth heads of Detroit. 0-2 and the season already feels over with 15 games to go