The Bears put the soccer turf to proper use & smash the lowly Jags. They teach these bellends & their fans what a real #1 pick looks like. The Bears Hooligans are currently raising hell through the pubs of London and it's well deserved. 4-2 #BearDown

Playing bad teams is great for development and W's. Poles can continue to chuckle over the trade with this horrendous franchise (still got their 2nd round pick in 2025). Bears fandom can be tough but hopefully only good vibes are waiting for us as the season moves on. Bear Down!

New season, new QB & unfortunately the same old story. Are the Bears cursed to suffer horrendous offense for eternity? Why is decent defense and shitty offense always the calling card of the bears for decades? Some mysteries may never be solved. Bear Down

Week One and the Bears D and special teams lock up the win. Caleb is learning on the job and will be rolling soon enough. The packers looked like dog feces and will obviously be at the bottom of the division. Bear The F Down!!!

The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the division once again. Fire this entire staff and hire the one man who can take this team back to where it belongs. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th.  Bear Down Hooligans!!

Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!

Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs.  Bear Down Hooligans!

Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime.  Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridiculous looking fanbase in the league. Bear Down!