The Bears Hooligan

38yr old Case Keenum takes the helm & embarrasses the Eagles and their D battery tossing fans on Monday night in front of the nation.  

Ben Season 2 opens with him keeping his promise for a record setting offensive season. Those hillbilly panthers fans have no clue what just hit them in the mouth. This team ain't playing around this season. My nephew jumps on to show some Bear love. #BearDown

Pure domination on both sides of the ball today. Santos is a baby legged loser & needs to be gone! Now they need to bring their absolute A game in less than a week to dominate the team from the north & humiliate their fanbase. #BearDownHooligans 

The filthy packers win the first battle but the war isn't over just yet. Bears will get their revenge in two weeks. In the meantime, don't take shit from your local packers fans. A punch in the mouth shuts up an overweight Wisconsinite real quick. A touch of audio from the bar postgame as well. #BearDownHooligans

Black Friday gets real dark for the Eagles & their dirty fanbase as the Bears bully them all over the field for 4 quarters. A few audio clips included from being out watching the game with some fellow hooligans. Now it's time to end the hopes & dreams of our not so bright neighbors to the north. 9-3 #BearDownHooligans 

Bears get the win with mostly 2nd & 3rd stringers playing on D versus that perv Rudolph since Rogers was too soft. I get my first interview in a while with a 3rd generation russian from Pitt who bleeds molten steel and has a lace curtain steeler call in show. Longest pod in a while. 8-3 #BearDownHooligans

Comes down to the end again & the Bears get another close one. Shouldn't have been that close, but they're 7-3 and get the W. Minnesotans are left drooling on themselves (as usual) & are probably having a difficult time comprehending what happened with that overall lack of brain power up there. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Bears fans take over the jungle in Cincy. The Bears decide to send us on a rollercoaster that ends with the 2nd wildest games I've ever been to. Skyline chili dogs are made of pig buttholes & not recommended. #BearDownHooligans 

Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the sidelines of this beatdown & fans are turning on Caleb. Bear Down!

Spencer "The Rat" Rattler gets put in his place & the Bears take 4 in a row. The good times roll as Ben Johnson shows those swamp donkeys Who Dat is. Tried to get the biggest Saints fan north of the Tamale Trail on air, but he was frightened after a demoralizing loss. The Bears bandwagon keeps on a rolling to gross Baltimore next week. Bear Down!!