This heat has a beginning, a middle and an end, unlike one of the songs this week which just jumps in halfway through. We put The Night Before, For No One, I Feel Fine and Hold Me Tight up against each other, and one will emerge the winner. Comes with half a scoop and two battered cod. 

Get ready for a Revolver + Abbey Road club sandwich as we take 4 more random songs and smash them against each other to find the winner. This week, Michelle meet the Sun King, and we get through Norwegian Wood in The End. Difficult much?

We're taking to the skies this week, as Heat 25 brings another eclectic mix of Beatles tracks together in our quest to find the greatest of all time. Will Flying fly or crash and burn? Do we say 'Thank You' or 'No, Thank You Girl'? Is You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) disconnected? Can we take The Word at its word?? So many questions - only one answer! 

Heat 24
We've opened the door
And all we have found is a Bible. 

The songs are quite mixed
Some will be 'Deep Six-ed'
And who wins won't be much of a rival

So it's Rocky Raccoon
And Every Little Thing's tune
Real Love and Bad Boy to decide...al

Doot dah doot dah dah dooo dooo 

Etc. 

Welcome to the heat that includes the second most misogynistic Beatles song ever, according to the internet. This week, Devil in Her Heart, You Can't Do That, Across the Universe and Doctor Robert go head to head. We hope the result doesn't let you down and leave you flat. 

The heats continue on the journey to the Greatest Beatles Song of All Time, and head ups - this week's an odd one. We face the choice of elevating You Really Got a Hold on Me, Think for Yourself, Happiness is a Warm Gun or Yer Blues. Yup...

A burst of optimism, sunshine and capitalism cascades over our heat this week, as Good Day Sunshine, Money (That's What I Want), Got to Get You Into My Life and Julia go up against each other for the win. And sorry Vulture... we're not agreeing with you on 'worst Beatles song ever'

We're now 20 heats in on our pataphysical quest to find the greatest Beatles song of all time, and this heat is a veritable bag of chocolate cake for the ears. We have Fixing A Hole, I've Got A Feeling, Maxwell's Silver Hammer and The Ballad of John and Yoko  to choose from - which will make it through?

Break out your white suit, and descend the staircase to Heat 19, as we put another four random Beatles songs to the test. This week's lineup includes Dear Prudence, I'm So Tired, The Inner Light and Your Mother Should Know.  And you should know that this episode includes Mal Evans, Star Trek: TNG, Paul is Dead, and Rob's song of choice to weird out his friends. 

If you ever thought we had any control over the random song draws, this week should dissuade you of that notion. Piggies, I Don't Want to Spoil the Party, Things We Said Today and For You Blue go head to head and, amazingly, one will triumph and head to the next round. But which one?