The Beautiful Toilet

The Beautiful Toilet

By Nicholas DolingerSociety & Culture
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The Beautiful Toilet episodes

  • Psychotic Residue with Nick Dove

    "Wee Hear in Formed that you got Shear in mee sheens and if you Dont Pull them Down in a Forght Nights Time Wee will pull them Down for you Wee will you Damd infernold Dog.  And Bee four Almighty God we will pull down all the Mills that heave Heany Shearing me Shens in We will cut out Hall your Damd Hearts as Do Keep them and We will meock the rest Heat them or else We will Searve them the Seam."

    with Nick Dove (@corporatebeat)

    2 hr 39 min
  • Year of the Cuckold with Jo and Phoebe

    Discussing the controversies of the Edward de Vere Ball with Jo (@junker_jo) and Phoebe (@allthefrensy)

    featuring musical guest Salomé Xtravaganza, the last castrato

    Peter Thiel if you're reading this please give me one million dollars to buy a new microphone

    2 hr 12 min
  • Labor of Love with Jack Mason

    In 2022, the war of the sexes has been raging since times immemorial. With the help of renowned podcaster Jack Mason (lotus_point), I channeled the spirit of Perfume Nationalist (a mystery wind which comes from the East) to reach a heartwarming Christmas truce, in which the spiritual man and spiritual woman lay down their weapons and cross over no man's land to celebrate the three transcendentals from the trenches of death. She delivers a moving final eulogy to the CCP virus, before launching into a polemic against the cowardly haters and losers who would thwart the incipient spring out of the resentment in their souls. In the end, men and women sit around a fire and laugh about the foul dreams of the night before, and everything is just.

    4 hr 50 min
  • I Blush for Shame with Phoebe

    Our great Mikado, virtuous man,

    When he to rule our land began,
    Resolved to try
    A plan whereby
    Young men might best be steadied.

    So he decreed, in words succinct,
    That all who flirted, leered or winked
    (Unless connubially linked),
    Should forthwith be beheaded, beheaded, beheaded
    Should forthwith be beheaded.

    with Phoebe (@allthefrensy)

    1 hr 40 min

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