Fear not thy stinking butthole for thine is the blessing of flowing water! On todays episode we are on an all out campaign to convert you from a knuckle dragging butt wiper to the epitome of cleanliness itself. We'll talk about our personal opinions, the history of western wiping, and why Americans are afraid to BIDET.

From boomers to zoomers, on our inaugural episode we are discussing the origins of generational groupings, being millennials, the academics of it all, and if we are even having it.