David hosts an all Benchwarmers game pitting Mason and Dan against fan favorites (or at least David's favorites) Scott & Walling. Early on, David admits to pulling one of his questions from crossword puzzles, but unfortunately, Dan does the same puzzles. Later, important philosophical questions are pondered: how could you name a female rhinoceros after Tom Brady? Exactly which Big 10 school would Usain Bolt feel most uncomfortable? And would David really write a Missing Link about famous foot fetishists? Throughout the game, the team discusses such legends as William December Williams Jr, Ignatius Gonzalez, Math Martinez, Howard Paine, Jim After, and Topless Halladay #crossword #tombrady #rhinoceros #usainbolt #b1gten #stoptryingtomakeerictheelderathing