In this episode: minty green outfits, graduation trends, amazing dog handlers, the worst people ever, terrible fabric softener, family equality, Margaret Josephs, febrile dreams, Today in Yiddish and Yiddish in Central Park, pasta segues, a murdering grief book author, clown killer justice, carnation crime, royal news, coronation chicken and quiche, tree greetings, Next on TLC, frat moms, brain tease, guinea pig culture, tippy boats, buckle up buttercup: this is ballroom, what a time to be alive, dipping out, #RHONJ, the best Kim Fields quiz show ever, and local pancake drama.