Hyperbole: The Best Podcast Ever

In this episode: The magic of Seattle, pumpkin love, McSweeney's decorative gourd season motherfuckers, Admirable restraint, why do turtles leave?, Jimothy the short king, clever chimpanzees, loose zoo standards, big news from Science Daily, the Last Ditch Bar N95 mask drama, unsafe mediators, to backlash, hypernarrow focusing, the scourge of Lime Scooters, long-hemmed skirts, possibly good news out of the Cascadia subduction zone, the prettiest place in America, Science News, cowlicks, colic, cowtow, kowtow, and cholera, a fallen muff, Jane Austen, produce optimism, Jackson, the Grand Canyon, library fine waiver news, unimpeachable choices, the soft middle, Pop!, a very slow escape, an Americana Idol murderer, Minnesotan or Washingtonian?, The Best Quiz Show Ever, no apparent OSHA standards at the Taipei Zoo, Legendary Prep Academy and Team Moms: Baseball, Hip Hop Barbeque, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives drama, local rabid bat news, a very mean man throwing rocks at a cute seal, Julia Stiles and Dancing with the Stars, Local Seattle and Minnesota Drama, meaningless Yacht Rock, where does Momtock go from here?, and everything else best you could imagine with our first ever and best very special guest co-host, Charles Sipos!

Not knowing what MomTok even is anymore , Trust Me: The False Profit, Dinner du Nord, the Best 37 Restaurants Ever, the largest dinner party in America, a real narrow window, the end of humanity, discreet tissue placement, something very secret is happening with AI, magnanimous vs. mercurial vs. capricious, falndike bleter, Today in Yiddish, banned food, cracker vindication and validation, historic sourdough starter news, aggressive marmots, NESCAC news, Hyrox, non-patchouli bungees, Oura farming, your future favorite show, baseball parents, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, self-sabotage, the worst men ever in the history of television, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, a hyper-local controversy, football!, Mustangs vs Bears, the legend and lore of Trygg Wangsness, nepotism manor, and local disillusion drama.

The best state fair ever, only Daisy cottage cheese will do, a very important huckleberry follow up, hey jorty!, the gift of delusion, the tragic opposite of imposter syndrome, people who don't acknowledge traffic kindness, wasted goodwill, being nice, too cool drifters, tinted windows, presuming good intent, "apparently," wheat thins are no longer thin, the most annoying ad in the history of television, fatuous, the word of the week, Today in Yiddish, smile a little, Fat Marmot Week, ungebluzen, marmot moms, the Harvard body part scandal, an Italian art recovery, a brazen heist, sports news, Holland Hair, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, Dyson's latest reinvention,#BTDT, Love Island reunion, a brand new studio, winning pop culture, Kayda disappoints, Pipe-Down-I'm-Titi wins, the return of NeNe Leakes, fair trivia, how to measure pop, and local Pequot Lakes drama

Huckleberry pretenders, As. If., a vacuum named Beth, Toto tutorials, Today in Yiddish, marvelous cheese, kindly asking vs. asking kindly, mountain munch fraud, a disappointing northern neighbor, revenge quizzing, oyskematert, mountain munch, subpar TP, lead vs led, the ubiquity of Salley Carson, blaming vegans, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, an historic row, a disco UFO, Banana Ball takes over the world, solar eclipse, curious declassification, Today in College Facebook Parenting, and local drama.

In this episode: dumb pants, modern society, a spot on state report, AI, Amanda and West scandal, NY and London on Bravo, naughty twins, mahjong, iced coffee ASMR in cute pajamas, AI has ruined the em dash, regulate vs. relegate, Today in Yiddish, get well Ian, Love Trapped, a former Bachelor, committed to the lie, Love Island, real time, do we need this many DJs?, nose-holding, a stan stan, the return of pop!, waiting for the OGs, Ryan meet ups, Marmot Only Fans, the World Cup, ranch dressing, free refills, the funnest soccer player ever; whiskey raccoons, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, black diamonds, Chasing Rabbits, smoked goose chowder, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Odyssey inspired trivia, olive trees, Laura Gandrud, and Lake Superior drama.

Crunchy little surprises, iceless water, Uber lies, water globe magic, eagle central, ultracrepidarian, shoemaker knowledge, Today in Yiddish, be well, bookie moms, art news, naming capybaras, science news, an octopus grudge, Real Housewives of all over, Palm Beach coming soon, MomTok, real bucket lists, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, Canada stuff, and local chicken rescue drama.

Crunch magic, Italy in a dozen words, amazing Davids, Pompeii gobsmacking, amazing Italy, sweatuh weathuh, coffee talk and sassy coffee cups, smart resume and the cable arms race, standard time, ad rem, Today in Yiddish, the return of a major diamond, imitation flattery, chopped troubles, California teacher of the year, new words of 2025: tradwife, six seven, the nanny who would not leave, buttock news, #RHOSLC, #RHOOC, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and a dramatic reading from Next Door.

In this episode: a very important follow-up, not involved in the heist, a great crunch and a crunch hunt, mock duck, spa stuff, we're not for everyone, macaron vs. macaroon, Today in Yiddish, cats with wet feet, ancient artifact news, old hair news, Kim Kardashian's daring new product, the best baseball game ever, tortilla drama, chin checking, Dancing with the Stars, the return of Hilaria Baldwin's curious accent, the Golden Bachelor, Nicole with two Ls, too may Danielle, Today in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local spatique drama.

In this episode: pronunciation, holidays explained, reunion magic, La Scarola, mediocre hugs, saying it out loud, no apostrophes in holiday cards, abnegating, Today in Yiddish, broigus, dating outside the box, Suki on the loose, chicken fashion, sports news, a very exclusive gold course, The Golden Bachelor, Housewives Swap, #RHOP, #RHOM, #SeekingSisterWife, the smartest polygamist ever, tinted youthful lip replenisher, Today in College Facebook Parenting, the Best Quiz Show Ever--kind of--and local goldfish drama.

Waterskiing, an important kiwi update, quaker birds, mushroom murder update news, big fat cookies, earthquake update, button mushrooms, Patisserie Margot, actual French baguettes, amazing quiche, well-intentioned waiters, complicated math, anxiety, home in vs. hone in, Today in Yiddish, kvelling, Valerie returns home, an extreme two-fer, plate tectonics, extreme sisters update, #UnknownNumber, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Today in College Facebook Parenting, local ----- drama, and a quiz show mea culpa, and local airport drama.