In this episode: overdue accolades, Tiger King Unleashed, sleuthing in Aruba, a brush with reality fame, very clever marketing, disappointing whipped cream, Real Housewives news, cheerleaders, bald faces lies, Matt Goetz + Dilbert, an absurd disappearance, soaking, Delta does not play, important beverage news, Today and all the days in Yiddish, a terrible broadway show, no hormones(!), baby goat Danielle, Amy's cachoink, and local turkey drama