In this episode: mime jump-roping, as good as it gets, unspeakable reality drama, the crypts are not safe!, scratching an itch, poor poor Tinsley, you can't take the Kentucky out of the girl on #vanderpumprules, #DragRace, Today in Yiddish, comedians in high places, important UFO news, absurd dress codes, the least stressed state, NFL draft excitement, slapping-as-sport, catios, and our interview with the best holistic internist and cardiologist ever, Dr. Courtney Jordan Baechler.