In this episode: family equality, Succession banter, Margaret & Lexi, WWHL, an elaborate scam, a TP mitzvah, amazing elementary school teachers, ailment conversion, chip tap panic, antitrust, goulash, an extreme phone search, wedding drama and helpful hints, a massive heist, the armored transport monopoly, raccoon nail care, cheese rolling, the best non-sport ever, Today in Yiddish, Next on TLC, a very complicated cat dawg show, pygmy pigs, COPTea, Scandoval, ProAm dancing, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local ruby slipper drama.