In this episode: happily ever after, anti-Libertarian bats, super-terrific-fantastic-neatness, strange Dancing with the Stars choices, the tattooed ladies of Selling Sunset, important twin news, myself vs. me, Today in Yiddish, a massive diamond from a landlocked kingdom, a 20 year old woman found alive, insidious waterproof mascara, teensy tiny gourmet meals, more real housewives than you can shake a stick at, local stink drama, and polyamory part 2 with Matt Blum and Katy Kessler!