In this episode, I’m serving a full dating download: a long-lost MLB player texted me asking for feet pics, I roast blonde men for sport, and I spill the tea on my best first date ever. I'm also introducing the LBB Hypothesis—aka why every successful friend group needs a Little Blonde [Girl]. They run the world, they’re elite wingwomen, and honestly? Your dating life might depend on one. I also reveal my personal theory that first dates with the love of your life have to be awkward. Because if it’s too smooth, it’s probably not real. Chaos, cringe, yet still romantic—just how we like it.