In this episode: slow talking, Bar Mitzvah candy, heavenly hunks, herds of bad names, enormity vs. enormous, Today in Yiddish, time flying, gigantic produce, Swiss Zugar Kirschtorte, the Real Housewives of Orange County, matte bottles, housewives Gucci belts, statement necklaces, janky Bravolebrity businesses, Darcey & Stacey, The Best Guest-Authored Quiz Show Ever, and special guest Dan Rooney with non-recent riveting local drama.