In this episode: acceptable narcissism, taking theme advice, heeled crocks, monkey pox, dreck from Johnny Depp, a deep Depp venue analysis, lex loci delicti, an historic summit, the dumbest world record ever, a very toddler order, a freak cork accident, #RHONJ, #RHOBH, a Dennis Kwan degree of separation, Grizzly Adams, the Hyperbole bump, the NFL Combine, curious draft picks, sports and parenting, local drama, and the Best Former NFL Player New TV Host Ever, Ben Leber!