Scott from Padstow gets under Lawzy's skin again, Richard discusses the apprenticeship crisis, Noel calls to talk music but suffers a brain fade and Lawzy's celebrates Elma's 105th birthday!

Harry has his dental check-in, Mary stares down the barrel of a shotgun, David struggles to get his various thoughts together and Bill gives Chinese trade relations the boot.

It's a surprise Friday installment of a Friday installment of Lawzy! Jason Fong touches base to talk bags at Woolworths, Kevin mixes up Lawzy's phone number with his Shazam app, Donnie talks about old English history and we hear the latest from Dale.

Doug talks about the music in his head, Patricia defends the ABC and Alfie shares some advice from his mother.

Mary discusses young romance, Lawzy acknowledges Shane's anniversary and Alex misses his moment.

In a bonus additional segment, Lawzy talks to Kevin... about Lawzy!

Lawzy and Ron discuss the latest advancements in aeronautics. Bill (formerly known as Ralph) opens the church gates to some like-minded callers. And we hear about one of Lawzy's favourite vegetables!

It's a jam-packed Lawzy as Mudgee Mick spins a yarn about second hand women, Mary returns to talk fashion choices, Taffy tells a joke and we hear about Dale's trip to Malabar Beach. Plus, we finally find out what The Original J-Law thinks of the Pet Shop Boys.

Lawzy returns from a day off to debate sexual politics with Phillip, Pam returns to clarify the details of her watch collection and Lawzy's patience is tested with callers unwilling to wait their turn.

Pam returns from episode one to find out why she was denied a watch, Lawzy's music choices create confusion and controversy and Kimberley takes a big swing, asking The Original J-Law out on a date. Does Lawzy accept her rose?