In this episode: sharing the mic, buying stuff from social media, loving TikTok, an opportunity for self-realization, awkward humming while hugging, apart vs. a part, Today in Yiddish, earthquake swarms, kinkiest names, Grateful Dead deodorants, salmonella, illusory insider status, Smothered, The Best Quiz Show Ever, octothorps, and octopus parenting, and local drama.