In this episode: Celebrity encounters, death row meals, awkward knocks at @loewsregency, nasty gnats, #crackerbarrel, anyhoo, Today in Yiddish . . . and Greek, verrrrrry popular birth dates, youth vigilanteism, Greenland's loss, Pelican Rapids' great response, @teddimellencamp's moral compass, and the interview with the most genius and hilarious producer ever: Executive Producer of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Chris Cullen!