In this episode: excessive birthday attention, an ugly Marriott conspiracy, the best quiz show ever, "health oriented" food, don't mess with #fofty, ignoring Instastories, minuscule paparazzi and circus drama on #RHONY, Camille is awful, Today in Yiddish, Bdé Mká Ská, Everest and Denali news, the best draft pick, royal gifts, various Nellies, gifted rats, more birthday love, and a friendly warning from Chisago County.