In this episode: solo dancing, Chateau Shereé, hot oil, stage whispers, loud loungers, Cheez-it arson, #RHONJ, #TheBachelor formula, country singers nobody's ever heard of, no x in especially, anti-vaxxer kids take charge, drinking myths, breaking saffron news, Meghan's incessant bump-cradling, The Best Quiz Show Ever, the worst best friend ever, and the wrong time to floss.