In this episode: reality fame-adjacent, first collegiate basketball, Westminster sparkle knee suit lewks, gummy clusters respect, toothsomeness, muff protection, a Needlepoint journey, the best Supreme Court argument ever, airplane tidiness, someone else's soapy water, feather lights, the T in often is silent, complacent vs. complicit, camel beauty enhancements, Today in Yiddish, farshtaist, shalach manors, baby carrot drama, The Baby Carrot Association of America, science news, rats love to drive, Skittle formula changes, this week in college Facebook parenting, missing cows, Brynn from RHONY, RHOA, The Traitors, The Best Quiz Show Ever, schipperkes, and a very dramatic reading.