In this episode: a very important follow-up, not involved in the heist, a great crunch and a crunch hunt, mock duck, spa stuff, we're not for everyone, macaron vs. macaroon, Today in Yiddish, cats with wet feet, ancient artifact news, old hair news, Kim Kardashian's daring new product, the best baseball game ever, tortilla drama, chin checking, Dancing with the Stars, the return of Hilaria Baldwin's curious accent, the Golden Bachelor, Nicole with two Ls, too may Danielle, Today in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local spatique drama.