In this episode: Spanish cava, Pam Hupp, Ashton Kutcher is not in the news, a very narrow genre, cream cheese, workshopping Anna, invasive signature scents, wafting waifs, white parties, proscribe vs. prescribe, Today in Yiddish, a husband murder author update, plastic surgery pride, a professional baby namer, science news, an ancient whale, hockey drama, reality TV theory, Shahs of Sunset's Yoko Ono, an erotic Spanish museum, RHOBH trailer, The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again, The Ultimatum, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beaver drama.