This week on Finding a Football Club, Luke is joined by resident Wolves fan Roberto and the artist formerly known as Will, who has undergone a disturbing rebrand to Sniggleberry.

The lads head to the Black Country to assemble the ultimate Wolverhampton Wanderers XI; choosing between Mick McCarthy’s ‘meat and potatoes’ era and the Jorge Mendes monopoly.

But, let’s be honest, the football is merely a suggestion. The gang discuss Wayne Hennessey’s connection to the Third Reich, the lubricating science behind Adama Traore's baby-oiled arms, and the time Jamie O’Hara tried to fight a 13-year-old boy at Leatherhead.

Plus, Luke defends his obsession with Leander Dendoncker, the lads investigate Joleon Lescott’s car crash history, and they ask the big question: Is Matt Jarvis the greatest table tennis nepo baby of all time?