In this episode: important twins news, maceration vs mastication, hydrangea, grouchy guests, lost coats, hot baths, foot love, Today in Yiddish, yeeting, shrinkflation, elderly Spaniards, a hopeful pumpkin, terrible dryer sheets, pineapple swingers, extremely loyal employees, #RHOBH mean girls, waiting for a year for absolutely nothing, glizzies, local park drama, Queen Elizabeth, and the Best Quiz Show Ever.