We answer all of your big wiener questions, Haylee discusses how rich her father-in-law is, Tim can't quit pursuing the straight men.

Tim is still catfishing the men of Grindr, Haylee spills the tea on (almost) every cosmedical thing she's done, we talk about what's worth it and what's not

Tim recaps his weekend as a club rat, Haylee made an escape to New York, we discuss what's up with Charles III

The Rat King is in better spirits, Haylee is scared of demons in her bed, we ask each other rapid-fire questions

Tim finds a home, Haylee gets ready for her wedding, we discuss emotionally unavailable men.

Haylee recaps her bachelorette in Tulum, Tim expresses grief over a recent tragedy, we discuss toxic positivity.

Tim has an emotional/physical fight with a bat, Haylee is consumed with Vanderpump Rules, we discuss our experience on anxiety medication

Tim seduces another straight man. Haylee discovers her power bottom energy. We discuss all things gay dating. 

Tim gaslights the Mazda dealership. Haylee complains about flying private. We can't stop talking about the Scandoval.

We find out what makes Tim tick. Haylee recaps a boring weekend.