Here at Big Josh’s Human Zoo, we’ve got everything your family needs: bags of milk, Jimmy Buffett traps, cases upon cases of cool, refreshing Colk, and prices so low you’ll puke. This week we’ve got a special on Josh’s identity—buy now for 13 weeks of bliss! Later on, Tapan brings balance to the farce, Mike rivals Brendan Fraser at acting, and Josh becomes one with the elephants, or whatever.

Pairings: body confidence; a tainted couch; sugarberries