Pack your bags and your 🎶Xanax 🎶 because it’s time for a Mediterranean vacation. I’m headed to the now defunct (but open forever in our hearts and minds), Lohan Beach Club.

How is Lindsay’s’ return to pop culture linked to Game of Thrones? What is everyone competing for on Lohan Beach Club? Why does Lindsay keep showing up with lobsters? I’ll do my best to answer these questions and give you some insights into the birth chart of this show.

Lindsay might be 🎶just a little bossy🎶 but I’m just a little obsessed with recalling the dysFUNctional in the sun that was this short lived reality series that's a cross between Vanderpump Rules and The Apprentice. 

Listen in, take my quiz to find out what Lohan Beach Club staff member you are and of course, wear sunscreen while you’re out here leaving five star ratings and reviews. We’ll leave the sick burns to Lindsay and her left hand man Panos.

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Resources used in this link:

♋️https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/The_Prince_That_Was_Promised

♋️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan%27s_Beach_Club

♋️https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Targaryen

♋️https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/06/236111/lindsay-lohan-abandon-mykonos-club

♋️https://www.papermag.com/search/?q=lohan%27s+beach+club

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