As we say goodbye to to another difficult year, say hello to the worst movie about NYE, 2011’s New Year’s Eve. While the plot might be a little hard to believe, it might be harder to accept that there was a time when we cared about Lea Michele or Katherine Heigl or Josh Duhamel. Spoiler Alert: unlike Zach Efron, the movie did not get better with age. In this episode, I look at the birth chart of the film, the movie premiere and try to decipher the sun sign for each character. So listen in and raise a glass of champagne or a coffee mug full of vodka and kiss 2021 goodbye. And if anyone says 2022 is “tOtAlLy ThEiR yEaR” tell them their new year’s resolution should be to stop talking.

Tis the season for a special Christma episode! What could be more festive than reliving all of the wild, wonderful, and weird Khristmas Kards from the Kardahian Klan? Besides, never misspelling another word that so it starts with K, maybe? This week I look at the outer planets placements during some of the most infamous holiday cards from the Kamelot of Kalabasas, the reality TV family we love to hate watch. I’m dusting off my finest satin mermaid gown and my best Todd Kraines impression, because the reason for the season is clearly to snark on holiday cards other people bothered to send. This episode is the perfect break from family activities or to waste some time until we find out if Pete Davidson made the guest list for Kris's annual Xmas party. Happy Holidays to all, and to all- a Hulu series of dubious content. 

Thanksgiving is a day of mourning, consider:

*learning about the tribes you land you live on- https://native-land.ca

*donating to preserve Native American Heritage- https://www.naha-inc.org/donate/

It’s time to continue the Chart of Fortune tradition of dedicating an episode to a dysfunctional family of reality tv. And this year it’s time to pass the potatoes and stuffing and celebrate the Gotti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti. Gotti family, blonde bangs, spiky hair, mob thangs.

Yes, the 2004 A&E reality show Growing Up Gotti is getting an astrological recap. Did this show pave the way for RHONJ and Mob Wives? Does Victoria Gotti still have blond extensions (Ok, these are hypothetical questions but the answers are all yes).

I’ll also look at Victoria’s chart and tell you how Randall Emmet, Lindsay Lohan and Mitral Valve Prolapse are related to this mob heiress and her children!

Sources used in this episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHpZ9NJd0M

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Gotti

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_Up_Gotti#Season_1_(2004)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine_Agnello

https://theislandnow.com/uncategorized/gotti-house-in-old-westbury-raided-by-federal-agents/

https://thecinemaholic.com/victoria-gotti/

https://www.eonline.com/news/1013210/a-notorious-father-a-marriage-gone-wrong-and-a-whole-lot-of-loss-inside-victoria-gotti-s-life-in-her-own-words?query=gotti

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2

 Podcast about outer planets and venus: https://theastrologypodcast.com/2016/02/28/the-outer-planets-and-relationships/

Gotti house tour 2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I3VlAlZ6KQ

Being a scorpio sun teenage witch might be harder than 2005 me trying to decide which ballet flat + low rise bootcut jean combo is the most appropriate for a date with a man who will never love me.

This week I’m continuing my series on Sabrina Spellman with an astrology deep dive on Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I discuss the show’s origins, the oppositions in the chart that make battling demons look tame and of course the future of the show. bout the future- much like that random coffee informercial starring Melissa Joan Hart I really have no idea. Plus, I tell you the weird brith chart placement both shows share and or course I dispense some salty sun sign astrology where I tell you the sun sign of our favorite characters.

💀🕷✨🔥🌫💜🖤♏️💀🕷✨🔥🌫💜🖤♏️

Sources used in episode:

🕷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiernan_Shipka

💀https://variety.com/2018/artisans/production/netflix-chilling-adventures-of-sabrina-1202990652/

🕷https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7569592/locations?ref_=tt_dt_loc

💀https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilling_Adventures_of_Sabrina_(TV_series)#Production

🕷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chilling_Adventures_of_Sabrina_episodes#Part_4_(2020)

💀https://sabrinatheteenagewitch.fandom.com/wiki/Sabrina_Spellman

Some girls live a magical life and some podcasts love to cover that televised existence 25 years later. This week I’m covering a childhood/ tween fave, the TV series Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Whether you fantasized about being raised by your aunts in a cool Victorian mansion or just wanted a wise-cracking talking cat like Salem, this episode cover the libra icon that is this show.

I mention the history of the character Sabrina, the Sarah Michell Gellar and I tell you all about the wild times Aries Sun Melissa Joan Hart had with N*SYNC and this podcast’s lord and savior, Britney Jean Spears. 

✨🔮Links used in this episode: ✨🔮

✨https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Joan_Hart

🔮https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_the_Teenage_Witch#Sabrina_the_Teenage_Witch_(1970)

✨https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TGIF_(TV_programming_block)#First_run_of_TGIF_(1989–2000)

🔮https://www.eonline.com/news/1259502/20-secrets-about-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-revealed

✨https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/sep/27/sabrina-teenage-witch-abc-tgif-melissa-joan-hart

🔮https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/10/sabrina_the_teenage_witchs_house_is_actually_in_ne.html

Opposites attract baby. Or at least that’s the truth for two infamous Virgo and Pisces couples on this week’s podcast.I’m talking about Virgo goddesses Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz and their beaus Joel and Benji Madden. Has there ever been a more fun sister-in-law situation? doubtful IMO.

But what is clear is that these relationships are definitely fated. I look at their birth charts, some synastry placements and discuss some signature Virgo-Pisces couple characteristics they share with one another.

Sources used in this episode:

♍️https://www.etonline.com/inside-cameron-diazs-journey-to-finding-true-love-with-benji-madden-150931

♓️https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/nicole-richie-and-joel-madden-low-key-home-wedding-had-a-live-elephant.html/

♍️https://people.com/parents/nicole-richie-a-9/

♓️https://people.com/parents/nicole-richie-daughter-harlow-baby-photo-birthday/

♍️https://people.com/celebrity/joel-madden-our-wedding-wont-happen-in-june/

♓️https://people.com/movies/cameron-diaz-reacts-people-not-knowing-she-nicole-richie-sister-in-laws/

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Diaz

♓️https://www.instyle.com/news/tbt-cameron-diaz-justin-timberlake-relationship

More bananas than vintage Chanel is this new episode all about double Virgo Rachel Zoe. I unpack the birth chart of the show, Rachel’s birth chart and of course discuss the Taylor and Brad of it all.

Also- I have some shocking (?!) news about a beloved Rich Girls character’s sun sign. And I share how fashion reality shows of the mid-2000s are basically my version of having a pErSoNaLiTy.

Grab your platform heels, oversized coffee and sunglasses and remember when we watched hour long episodes of Los Angeles wardrobe stylists hang up clothing, take phone calls in Escalades and fight with one another.

Sources used in this episode:

https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-taylor-from-rachel-zoe-project

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a328/rachel-zoe-interview-0908/

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/15/fashion/15ZOE.html

For questions, comments or episode ideas:

💖Email: [email protected]

💖Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chartoffortune/

Roses are red, Covid-19 is still deadly, this week’s episodes is a Bachelor medley! I’m talking about the origins of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and I cover the past Bachelorette seasons guess at what the hell happened to Clare in Mexico.

This podcast episode originally aired on 10/7/2020.

🌹Resources used for this podcast: 🌹

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_11)

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_1)

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelorette_(season_13)

💍https://www.eonline.com/news/917324/a-tale-of-two-bachelor-shockers-how-arie-luyendyk-jr-and-jason-mesnick-compare

💍https://www.glamour.com/story/who-is-matt-james-the-first-black-bachelor

💍https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-2020-everything-we-know-about-clare-crawleys-season

If you’re anything like me, the TV reunion shows are the cherry on top of an emotionally stunted, slightly scripted sundae that is realty television. So this week I bring you the second of two “where are they now” episodes featuring the life and times of Ally Hilfiger. What happened after Rich Girls wrapped, what is her life like now and what do you need to know about her Lyme disease memoir?

I share some insights about her marriage, her brides.com wedding and of course some little known information about Rich Girls.

This is the final episode of Summer Fridays: Rich Girls. I mean, just like high school frienships, wedge flip flops and reality shows- nothing good lasts forever.

For questions, comments or episode ideas:

💖Email: [email protected]

💖Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chartoffortune/

Used in this episode

https://podcast.tickbootcamp.com/episode/790f4629/bite-me-an-interview-with-ally-hilfiger

https://www.brides.com/story/ally-hilfiger-steve-hash-wedding

https://people.com/tv/ally-hilfiger-engaged-to-steve-hash/ 

New moon who this? It’s me you’re long lost podcast host and native Virgo moon. I’m back with an episode all about the New Moon in Virgo which will be happening on Monday Sept 6th.

I’m joined by my favorite Tarot expert and Virgo Rising Mallory from Drawn to Tarot for a tarot spread all about this new moon. We cover themes of this new moon for each zodiac element (fire, earth, air and water).

And because we’re people with Virgo in our big three we also did a special reading for people who have Virgo in their 1st, 7th and 10th houses. Looking at you Virgo risings, Pisces risings and Sag risings!

I hope this inspires you to write down some intentions or wishes or at least spend a moment thinking about what you’d like to see more in your life. New moons are a chance to cultivate what we want to bring in, accomplish or cultivate. And after all, nobody does a to-do list better than a Virgo!

Connect with Mallory!  https://www.instagram.com/drawntotarot/

See the tarot deck we use: https://www.fountaintarot.com