Chart of Fortune

This week I’m giving you the best of both worlds. Pop culture and astrology? Snarky commentary and little known facts? No, I’m referring to the Disney Channel original show Hannah Montana. By day Miley Stewart is a normal teen girl but by night she’s international pop-star Hannah Montana. As if I needed another reason to believe blunt blonde bangs could change your life. This episode details the beginnings of the show, the feature film and of course some much needed discussion of the purported prequel and that letter. Also, I get into whether or not the character’s sun signs as on-point as Miley wearing Little Nas X’s Satan shoes or if they made me exclaim what in the sweet niblets is going on? Dolly Parton might not be my godmother(only slightly jelly Miley gets those sweet sweet Grand Ole Opry and vaccine hook-ups) but you can make my dreams come true by leaving a five star rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Resources used in this podcast:

🌟https://variety.com/2021/music/news/miley-cyrus-letter-hannah-montana-anniversary-1234937364/

🛍https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1114677/locations?ref_=tt_ql_dt_5

🌟https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/miley-cyrus/

🛍https://hannahmontana.fandom.com/wiki/Hannah_Montana_(TV_Series)#See_also_:_Full_list_of_characters

🌟https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Hearts

🛍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hannah_Montana_episodes#Season_3_(2008–10)

🌟https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hannah_Montana_episodes#Season_3_(2008–10)

🛍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Montana_(season_4)

🌟https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Montana_(season_2)

🛍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hannah_Montana_episodes#Season_1_(2006–07)

🌟https://www.dkoding.in/entertainment/tv-web/disney-confirms-hannah-montana-reboot-but-without-miley-cyrus/

🛍https://www.altpress.com/news/miley-cyrus-plastic-hearts-streams-1-billion/

🌟https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSd7Q7oThc

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Baby you can be tough, say enough is enough, you can even be blunt but just promise you’ll follow me down the rabbit hole that is Hilary Duff’s 2007 album Dignity. After Hilary welcomed her third baby into the world last week, I just had to reflect on her post-Lizzie life. I’m just that basic and nostalgic. Bastolgic? This episode centers around the two part MTV made for tv series, Hilary Duff: This is Now which chronicles the year lead up to her album release and tour. I discuss her role in A Cinderella Story, her secretive relationship with Joel Madden and her hit singles that led to her Dignity album. And I might have discovered the astrological reason Lindsay and Hilary ended their years long feud when this album came out?! My dignity might be long gone, but the pop culture tea from this time is here to stay.

CW: This episode contains references disordered eating.

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Resources Used in This Episode:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a37876/hilary-duff-cosmo-april/

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/hilary-duff-losing-virginity-massive-friend-cleanse-2015163/

https://www.papermag.com/why-didnt-we-have-a-bigger-problem-with-joel-madden-dating-a-teenage-h-1427524687.html

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2004-07-11-cinderella-story-premiere_x.htm

https://people.com/celebrity/hilary-duff-and-joel-madden-call-it-quits/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Duff:_This_Is_Now

https://www.health.com/celebrities/i-know-what-makes-me-happy-hilary-duff

http://www.mtv.com/news/1506032/hilary-duff-joel-madden-go-public-with-lovestyle-of-the-rich-and-famous/

http://www.mtv.com/news/1495008/good-charlotte-singer-heats-up-duff-lohan-beef/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignity_(album)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Duff#2000–2006:_Mainstream_success_in_acting_and_music

http://www.mtv.com/news/1475428/50-cent-good-charlotte-to-perform-diddy-kelly-clarkson-to-present-at-vmas/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3YGCqrQWHs

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This week is a complete departure from discussing the birth charts of the moments and things that made pop culture and instead talking about the people that made pop culture. You might be saying “what do you mean”? Well I’m talking about 2 infamous couples comprised of mutable sun signs.

This episode is all about Virgo Beyonce and Sagittarius Jay-Z and Pisces Justin Bieber and Sagittarius Hailey Baldwin. They’re crazy in love and their love got me looking so crazy right now.

They might have 99 problems but a fixed sign ain’t one. Indeed, the pairs have a less than auspicious sun sign compatibility placement. Their suns are square one another. But are square sun signs really that bad or is this some serious sexual tension? I mean, they liked so they put a ring on it.

Listen in and find out about their love stories and what things these mutable in love couples have in common. Is it too late now to say sorry (for all of the song lyric references)?

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Sources used in this episode:

♍️https://people.com/celebrity/beyonc-i-didnt-want-to-marry-too-young/

♐️https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2016/09/121834/beyonce-4-lucky-number

♓️https://www.vulture.com/2014/07/jay-z-beyonce-relationship-history.html

♍️http://www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/118/Not_All_Squares_are_Created_Equal/

♐️https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/g21991424/justin-bieber-hailey-baldwin-relationship-timeline/

♓️https://www.vogue.com/article/justin-bieber-hailey-bieber-cover-interview

♍️https://www.vogue.com/article/beyonce-september-issue-2018

♐️https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/jay-z-interview-music-politics-violence

♓️https://etcanada.com/news/749131/hailey-bieber-stars-in-campaign-trailer-for-beyonces-new-ivy-park-x-adidas-collection/

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Is_But_a_Dream

♐️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber:_Seasons

♓️https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a35843005/hailey-bieber-on-love-fame-and-online-hate/

♍️https://www.insider.com/justin-bieber-hailey-baldwin-a-relationship-timeline-2018-7#september-13-2018-justin-and-hailey-quietly-tied-the-knot-at-a-new-york-city-courthouse-22

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🎶 This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like is it dairy or not? Damn right, it’s mint flavored though. I could teach you but I’ll have to charge. 🎶 Just kidding, this podcast is free.

This week’s episode is dedicated to everyone’s favorite, eh maybe second or third favorite St. Patrick’s Day beverage, McDonald’s Shamrock Shake. From humble beginnings in a small Connecticut town through the Philadelphia Eagles franchise and an international incident involving a now defunct mascot, I trace the outer planets and use profection years to learn more about this beloved beverage.

So sip sip hooray for St. Patrick’s Day! Go forth and celebrate the American way, by making bad choices involving green food coloring.🤢

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Sources used in this podcast:

☘️https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-2000-03-15-0003150545-story.html

💚https://3quarterstoday.com/2013/03/15/shamrock-shake-facts-trivia/?cn-reloaded=1

☘️https://theweek.com/articles/496029/shamrock-shakes-artificially-colorful-history

💚https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamrock_Shake

☘️https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_O%27Grimacey

💚https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/6-things-you-didnt-know-mcdonalds-shamrock-shake

☘️https://wholeastrology.blogspot.com/p/born-in-1966-and-1967.html

💚https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/3/16/17131256/shamrock-shakes-explained-st-patricks-day-mcdonalds-50th-anniversary

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Once upon a time, a little over a year ago you left your house to go shopping. Maybe it was to buy a new pair of jeans, or sensible work shoes or even just to buy a coffee and wander past stores simply because you could. Rewind 16 years or more and you could have gone shopping at the mecca for millennial movie stars, ground zero for graphic tees and a paragon of questionable taste, Kitson boutique on Robertson in Los Angeles. This episode uses astrology, some conspiracy theories and a Scott Disick metaphor to explain the ups and downs of the store. It’s time to break out your trucker hat and an oversized hip slung belt and remember the good, the bad and the bedazzled that this boutique shared with us.

Sources used in this episode: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitson_(store)

https://www.lamag.com/longform/if-you-cant-stand-the-heat-get-out-of-kitson/

https://www.thecut.com/2015/12/kitson-store-closing.html

https://la.racked.com/2016/6/6/11864648/kitross-kitson-robertson-now-open#0

https://www.vice.com/en/article/53nx3k/heidi-montag-and-perez-hilton-react-to-closure-of-celebrity-trash-store-kitson

https://www.apparelnews.net/news/2020/jul/08/kitson-opens-beverly-hills-shop/

https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/kitson-kitross-robertson-boulevard-11076116/

https://www.apparelnews.net/news/2017/aug/31/kitson-founder-files-new-lawsuit/

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Is luck real? Is it simply a mix of opportunity and hard work? Is it something we can be, either lucky or unlucky? Or is it just a brand of jeans from the mid-2000s? Those deep philosophical questions will have to be answered by another podcast because this week’s episode is all about the 2006 romantic comedy Just My Luck starring Lindsay Lohan and Chris Pine. I’m dishing on what the movie's birth chart tells us about this forgotten gem and what is going on with Lindsay’s chart in 2005. There’s something for everyone: asteroids, British pop bands, and some serious sweater adjacent discussion. They say it’s better to be lucky than good, but leaving a five star rating and review is the absolute best.

Resources Used in this Episode:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397078/locations?ref_=tt_ql_dt_5

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_My_Luck_(2006_film)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/lindsay-lohan-years-393576

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chris-pine-working-with-lindsay-lohan-real-cyclone-insanity-201421/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McFly#2004–2007:_Wonderland_and_Motion_in_the_Ocean

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Pine

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/09/movies/09loha.html

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Oh Snap! I had a vision for this week’s episode and it’s paying homage to the Disney Channel Original show That’s So Raven! Admit it now, Raven’s psychic abilities made you the crystal cleansing, tarot card collecting, astrology babe you are today. I’m looking into the birth chart of the series to learn about this supernatural and spectacular show and it’s two (!!) spin-off series. And in honor of Pisces season I’m discussing if Raven’s visions are proof of fate or a free will in a multi-verse theory of existence. Now be sure to leave a five star rating and review, ya nasty!

Sources for this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua1wT4sTv-I

http://www.tvtango.com/listings?filters%5Bdate%5D%5Bmonth%5D=1&filters%5Bdate%5D%5Bday%5D=17&filters%5Bdate%5D%5Byear%5D=2003&commit.x=14&commit.y=13

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That%27s_So_Raven

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cory_in_the_House

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven%27s_Home

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Grab your glass slippers, or maybe just your regular slippers because this week I’m headed back to 1997 to celebrate Disney’s Cinderella starring Brandy Norwood, Whitney Houston, Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander and Victor Garber. Based on the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Cinderella, the remake featured homages to the original made-for-tv movie productions and some much needed 90’s style I’m still obsessing over. Bippity Boppity Boo on Disney for making us wait 24 years to watch it on a streaming network. But yay for reliving some Wonderful World of Disney nostalgia and a lot (no really, like a lot) of purple brocade. This episode delves into what astrology can tell us about the casting and making of this film and maybe even what the future of the never released soundtrack will be!?

Sources used in this podcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThB83OR9to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kysFrJdJo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_(1997_film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_(1950_film)

https://variety.com/2021/streaming/news/brandy-whitney-houston-cinderella-disney-plus-1234904357/

http://www.tvtango.com/listings/1997/11/02

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYF1MUBWN2/?igshid=144903jgenlvy

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Happy Valentine’s Day! For this very special corporate holiday that preys on antiquated notions of hetero-normative love, I’m giving you a bonus episode all about the candy that’s almost as gross as those outdated views, Conversation Hearts! You know them, you might love them and you can barely read whatever cringe-worthy sentiment is sloppily printed on it’s bright chalky exterior. Learn how the candy came to be, all about it’s 4th Saturn return and relive the weird Sweethearts Twilight products that we may have forgotten but have been lovingly chronicled on niche candy blogs of the early 20-teens. It might better to give than to receive but I’ll happily accept any five star ratings and reviews as a V-day treat.

Sources used in the podcast episode:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweethearts_(candy)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lozenge#Imagery

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/history-of-conversation-hearts_n_5a72a8e1e4b06fa61b4d60ef

https://news.yahoo.com/sweethearts-sweetarts-brachs-brand-makes-153543546.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACk4Zxoh8hVW60ZIr4_YKQ_8k3cKEp1rig9UIxCuvjWGWXzoIdJvhNtQJQ-4sppIOdHad4rnhH6whCOVlXPJVpZTrQnU6yOcWf7q9UYVPcDNC3tilXcBrWEntKCDYoBrD5e_TrExrmaKBRJZ40BzNWkIePMouCSgMi7K5-BrSr6F

http://www.candyblog.net/blog/item/twilight_sweethearts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwgfRfQbwKo

http://www.candyblog.net/blog/item/sweethearts_2010/

http://www.candyblog.net/blog/item/necco_sweethearts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangler_Candy_Company

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Rich kids of Beverly Hills

This week podcast episode is all about the rich and now infamous!? I’m covering the E network reality show Rich Kids of Beverly Hills which chronicled the lives of LA’s hottest 20-somethings from 2014 to 2016. But not everything is coming up rose colored Tom Ford sunnies, there are more retrogrades in this episode than petty fights.

I also cover some real life podcast news you need to hear and give a brief shout-out to disgraced journalist Stephen Glass and foot jewelry, both of which have long been erased from culture. Plus, does an old Youtube clip know what is Morgan going to name her baby?!

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Resources used in this podcast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Kids_of_Beverly_Hills

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3485248/?ref_=ttep_ep_tt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQZ5Ak4Si6k

http://www.tvtango.com/listings?filters%5Bdate%5D%5Bmonth%5D=1&filters%5Bdate%5D%5Bday%5D=19&filters%5Bdate%5D%5Byear%5D=2014&commit.x=23&commit.y=17

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