Chart of Fortune

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes overbearing in-laws who want a baby carriage?! This week I’m unearthing a forgotten reality show of the 2010’s, E’s Married to Jonas. He’s a Disney pop star, she’s a reclusive New Jersey hairstylist and together they wear more colorful denim than an Old Navy commercial! Whether you’re afraid of balloons, or like to discuss how nice hotel hangers are, you will want to grab a Pina Colada and listen in. It might have only lasted two seasons, but it will forever be in our hearts. And by us, I mean me and tiktok luminary Frankie Jonas.

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Resources used in this episode:

🍌 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Married_to_Jonas

🍌 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Jonas

🍌 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Jonas

🍌 https://www.instagram.com/dishitgirldina/?hl=en

🍌 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochtegate

🍌 https://www.peacocktv.com/watch-online/movies/documentary/in-deep-with-ryan-lochte/cce4e553-99b3-3275-9c49-5cebd1640837

🍌 https://www.eonline.com/news/1220422/frankie-jonas-recreating-married-to-jonas-scenes-is-the-only-tiktok-you-need-to-watch-today

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All good things must come to an end, like Bachelor Nation ignoring Ben Higgins or in this case, the episode series on the beloved show Sex and the City. This week’s episode discusses seasons 4,5, and 6 as well as both feature films. It wouldn’t be Chart of Fortune without some salty sun sign astrology because some of the character birthdays are seriously misguided. Like more misguided than Aidan’s engagement ring. And who I am to judge anyone? I had bangs in the 80s. This fashion faux-pas outstanding, please trust that I’m giving some insight on the reboot and what’s next for the series. So raise that cosmo to the mirror and give yourself a hearty cheers! You deserve a little congrats for surviving a pandemic and that Armie Hammer scandal.

Resources used in this episode:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_4)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_5)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_6)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_6)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sex_and_the_City_characters#Carrie_Bradshaw

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It’s the day you’ve waited four years for, Inauguration Day is here! And so is an episode all about this hallowed process that marks the end of one presidential term into another. Celebrate the peaceful transfer of power, performances by Lady Gaga and Demi Lovato and a Tom Hanks documentary (the pop culture gods do give with both hands!) as the USA inaugurates the 46th President and Vice President of the United States. This episode covers the first inauguration, a super secret inauguration and what’s in store for Joe and Kamala’s big day! There might not be any fancy balls and gowns this year, but let’s give three cheers for the red, white and booze! If you’re planning on swearing on a bible today, please make sure it’s not upside down and backwards.

Resources used in this podcast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_inauguration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_George_Washington

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/american-revolution-faqs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twentieth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compromise_of_1877

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiz_(film)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mvp3ZQTNPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_rBo-M9MgY

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I couldn’t help but wonder, how has this podcast been around for almost six months and never done a Sex and the City episode? After news broke that a short miniseries reboot of the HBO cult classic show was in the works, it was time to dust off my DVD box set and get to work.

This is part one of a two part series and covers the astrology of the origins and first three seasons of Sex and the City.

So pour yourself a cosmo or a cup of coffee. Or buy a Vogue instead of dinner, if the recent cover photo controversy feeds you more. But whatever you do, please listen in!

Resources used in the podcast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HBO#Rising_prominence_of_original_programming_(1993–2016)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_1)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_2)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City_(season_3)

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Happy New Year! Push up your sleeves because we’ve got work to do and a vaccine to get! This week I’m covering the history of vaccines and the recent Pfizer and Moderna vaccines created to combat the COVID-19 pandemic. Listen in for what the astrology of the first vaccine and the two FDA approved COVID vaccines can tell us about the months ahead. Shoutout to exemplary earth signs linked to the vaccine movement, Taurus Edward Jenner who created the first vaccine and Capricorn legends Anthony Fauci and Dolly Parton. Let's be real, who else but earth signs was gonna save us). 

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Resources used in this podcast

💉https://people.com/tv/kristin-cavallari-defends-anti-vaccination-stance-to-andy-cohen/

💉https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Childhood_Vaccine_Injury_Act

💉https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Octavius_of_Great_Britain

💉https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine

💉https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Jenner

💉https://www.cdc.gov/smallpox/history/history.html

💉https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_vaccine

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/coornavirus-vaccine-biontech-pfizer/2020/11/12/37acb78c-2467-11eb-9c4a-0dc6242c4814_story.html

Questions, comments, concerns and ideas for future episodes can go to:

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As we say goodbye to to the worst year ever, say hello to the worst movie about NYE, 2011’s New Year’s Eve. While the plot might be a little hard to believe, it might be harder to accept that there was a time when we cared about Lea Michele or Katherine Heigl or Josh Duhamel. Unlike Zach Efron, the movie did not get better with age. How time flies when you’re stuck at home?  In this episode, I look at the birth chart of the film, the movie premiere and try to decipher the sun sign for each character. So listen in and raise a glass of champagne or a coffee mug full of vodka and kiss 2020 goodbye. The only New Years resolutions you need for 2021 is to get the COVID vaccine and maybe leave a five star rating and review on iTunes.

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🍾Resources used in this episode:🍾

🍾https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Eve_(2011_film)

🍾https://www.kheigl.com/press/nye-nothing-beats-nyc/

🍾https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UHgswcbvY

🍾https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nl6oqdYmms

🍾https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlpwWvcVcp8

🍾https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598822/quotes/?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu

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(Still) at home for the holidays? Then this special Christmas bonus episode is being delivered right on time. What could be more festive than reliving all of the wild, wonderful, and weird Khristmas Kards from the Kardahian Klan? Besides, never misspelling another word that so it starts with K, maybe? This week I look at the outer planets placements during some of the most infamous holiday cards from the Kamelot of Kalabasas, the reality TV family we love to hate watch. I’m dusting off my finest satin mermaid gown and my best Todd Kraines impression, because the reason for the season is clearly to snark on holiday cards other people bothered to send. What do you get the family who has everything? A spin-off on Hulu, I guess? I’ll make my Christmas gift list short, a five star review and rating at your local podcast platform. Bible, that’s really all I want.

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Resources used in this podcast:

🐢https://nypost.com/2013/12/03/your-guide-to-the-2013-kardashian-christmas-card/

🐢https://www.eonline.com/photos/10480/kardashians-christmas-cards-throughout-the-years

🐢https://screenrant.com/no-kardashian-jenner-annual-christmas-card/

🐢https://www.etonline.com/khloe-kardashian-jokes-about-rude-christmas-card-mistake-from-1990s-the-disrespect-157994

🐢https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/mcmansion.asp

🐢https://www.elle.com/culture/a19593003/disposable-camera-filter-app-huji-instagram/

🐢https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlyn_Jenner

🐢https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-mocked-for-bizarre-christmas-decorations/news-story/3a87bd07fa763a7fa695f1ade9f26b13

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Love is actually all around us. Or at least the focus of this episode. I’m covering the cult classic Christmas movie. Grab some eggnog and nostalgia for the early 2000s because I’m talking about the chart of the movie, the US premiere, and of course, giving hot takes on each character’s sun sign.  After all, you deserve a nice little Christmas treat, wrapped in cellophane with a cinnamon stick and placed in large gold box. No need to get me a Joni Mitchell CD or a gold necklace, a five star rating and review is all I’m asking for this Christmas.

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Resources used in this podcast:

🦞https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314331/locations?ref_=tt_dt_dt#filming_dates

🦞https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Actually

🦞https://people.com/royals/love-actually-predicted-prince-harry-meghan-markle-romance/

🦞https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Nose_Day_Actually

🦞https://rednoseday.org/news/how-to-watch-red-nose-day-actually-love-actually

🦞 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvsPBOsfU5Q

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The end’s not near, it’s here! The second of the Chrismakkuh themed episodes has arrived, just like those ridiculous last minuted shipping costs for holiday gifts we can't afford! In this second and final episode of a two part series, I’m covering the early 2000s teen drama the OC and it’s viral holiday sensation Chrismakkuh. So grab some festive beverages and raise a glass to season 3 and season 4 of the OC as well as some character sun sign speculation. I also discuss what’s happened in the years since the show wrapped, and spoiler alert it’s about as random as the episode where a bunch of rave kids dressed as aliens steal Summer’s pregnancy test. Only slightly kidding. Be the person Sandy Cohen thinks you are and subscribe and leave a five star review. Its all I want for Chrismakkuh, besides a bunch of Lacoste Polos and a BMW. Duh!

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🕎https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_om9l_SNKrs

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O.C.#Spin-offs

🕎https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O.C._(season_3)

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O.C._(season_4)

🕎https://decider.com/2020/03/30/the-oc-leaving-hulu-april-2020/

🎄https://screenrant.com/which-the-o-c-character-are-you-based-on-your-zodiac-sign/

🕎https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-NNgXoiCDQ

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Grab your eggnog and latkes because the Chrismakkuh season is upon us! It's the time of year where we all come together (ok, just via zoom this year) and celebrate our families; the ones we were born into, our chosen family or those close friends we’ve made this year wine, pajamas, and Netflix. This episode is the first of a two part series covering the early 2000s teen drama the OC and it’s viral holiday sensation Chrismakkuh.  I’ll cover the show’s origins and the first two holiday episodes in season 1 and season 2. Don your best strapless satin mini or quirky graphic tee because it’s time to dress up and listen in. Be the person Sandy Cohen thinks you are and subscribe and leave a five star review.

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Sources used in this episode: 

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Schwartz

🕎https://www.thecut.com/2016/10/lindsay-lohan-to-donate-energy-drinks-to-syrian-refugees.html

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeana_Keough

🕎https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World,_Part_I

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O.C

🕎https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O.C._(season_1)

🎄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrismukkah

🕎https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGv4-jbccSQ

🎄https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9C-H_UvbUg

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