Chart of Fortune

Raise your glass but don’t raise your standards, because this episode is all about the cocktail lounge lizard of reality shows, Vanderpump Rules. More sensational than Sur’s goat cheese balls is the big three of the show’s birth chart. It was never about the pasta, but it is about the star’s of the show sun and moon signs and the baby boom. 

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Resources used in this podcast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanderpump_Rules

https://imgur.com/a/cpntNd4

https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/comments/b5fsba/sun_and_moon_signs_of_the_cast/

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/vanderpump-rules-season-9-scheana-confirms-cast-isnt-filming-yet/a-jax-update/

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If not spending the Thanksgiving holiday with friends and family has got you down, never fear! You can instead spend the day with America’s favorite family… no, the other one. Ok, not them either, I’m talking about the Lohans! And if you’re still quarantining with your family then these fiery New York ladies will take Turkey Day back to 2008 when no one wore masks or knew whether we were eating yams or sweet potatoes. They might be just as dysfunctional as your blood relatives but at least they aren’t asking when you’re finally getting married and having kids. As if they’d share the spotlight with your big day or tiny human!? This episode is all about the short lived reality show Living Lohan on E!. What does the chart say about Ali and Dina’s careers and what can we learn from looking at their charts? When you’re done making a remix to Ali’s forever bop All the Way Around or contemplating which shade of Lindsey’s blonde locks you’ll be replicating, please subscribe and leave a five star review.

🏡Resources used in this podcast: 🏡

🏡https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Lohan

🏡https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1197582/

🏡https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006–08:_Interruptions_and_mature_film_roles

🏡https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Dina_Lohan

🏡https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Ali_Lohan

🏡https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mostly_Ghostly:_Who_Let_the_Ghosts_Out%3F

🏡https://www.thethings.com/remember-lindsay-lohans-sister-what-aliana-lohans-been-up-to/

🏡https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXzkUGnMSV4

This song was originally written as a lullaby but was repurposed as the theme on this popular TV quiz show….Duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh… stumped? The answer is Jeopardy, the theme of this week’s in memoriam episode. I’m saying goodbye to Trivia god Alex Trebek. Who knew a salty Canadian Cancer sun sign man would break this Gemini’s heart and the hearts of countless others when he passed away earlier this month. I’ll review some of the most famous moments on the show, including robots, purple ribbons and Kareem Abdul-Jabaar. Whether you listen in with a cup of tea or a true daily double (shot of brown liquor), you can reflect fondly on the only person who made us feel us good while also making us feel dumb.

🎥 Resources used in this podcast: 🎥

🕹https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Fleming

🕹https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?wgid=wgeJwljr0KwjAUhZ9GULiFm5jWarhDcRAc6qDgnJDQljZF2oSYtzfF6cDH-YvDOBCXnSPF5GzotVhtR2gm-wUHnMMJ2FkgMHZhJfQiQqciIDyD0WFJ8Gh3HPfXpj1AzSKCqOYjQsihuoKCixIRUCqjZ-UsbbXZ_x_ZqFHeEueZ3cOUsmxjUvv0yaec70n5KPs1UcHkshJ7337pFDQ5

🕹https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!

🕹https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jeopardy!_tournaments_and_events#IBM_Challenge

🕹https://www.reddit.com/r/IBM/comments/6m8s20/was_the_ibm_watson_win_on_jeopardy_a_lie/

🕹https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!_The_Greatest_of_All_Time

In what could almost be called a salute to Veteran’s Day, this week’s episode is all about the Disney Channel Original Movie (D-COM) Cadet Kelly. Reminisce how Kelly turns all of drab into totally fab, making friends, twirling fake guns and rocking a low chignon better than any 14 year old has the right to. What does the chart tell us about this made for TV movie and its beloved stars Hilary Duff and Christy Carlson Romano? Listen in and find out!

🎖Resources used in this episode: 🎖

🎖https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadet_Kelly

🎖https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294425/locations

🎖https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/hilary-duff/

🎖https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/christy-carlson-romano/

How did you spend Election Day? Was it crying on the floor into a plastic container of wine? Avoiding all results and re-watching the office? Maybe you spent it with your Uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines? That last option only applies if you’re the subject of this week’s podcast episode, Napoleon Dynamite. This episode is dedicated to the Indie film that defined many a millennia’s high school experience. Come for the Haylie Duff shoutout, stay for the Kip and LaFawnduh love story. It might be too late to vote for Pedro but it’s never too late to subscribe and leave a five star review on iTunes.

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🦁🐯Resources used in this podcast🦁🐯

🦙https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/locations

🦙https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

🦙https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite

🦙https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite_(TV_series)

🦙https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dppb3/what-happened-to-all-those-vote-for-pedro-shirts

Happy Halloween! This BONUS episode is all about Ghoul Power as I take on the birth chart of one of my favorite movies ever, Beetlejuice. Spoiler alert: we gotta lotta squares and a grand cross in our McDonald’s pumpkin shaped candy bucket but also whole lot of fun. Bask in the nostalgia that is the Beetlejuice animated series and the oddity that is/was the Beetlejuice musical. So, say his name three times, subscribe and leave a five star rating and you too can haunt Catherine O’Hara and Winona Ryder in the afterlife. Thank you, thank you! That is why I won't do two shows a night (ok a week) any more, babe, I won't, I won't do em.

🖤Resources used in this episode: 🖤

📷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice

📷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice_(TV_series)

📷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice_(musical)

📷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse

📷https://www.astrotheme.com/Focus_Astro_celebrity_Jennifer_Lawrence.php

📷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse

Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment or just an episode dedicated to Hocus Pocus. This week it’s all about the early 1990s and the beloved Halloween film. Running amok amok amok is brief discussion of bat characters from 90’s movies, a love of Catherine O’Hara and of course the birth chart of this fabulous festive film! So the light this sucker and meet the old broads! Or subscribe and rate the podcast five stars. Whatever’s easiest from your protective salt circle.

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🕸Resources used in this episode:🕸

🕸The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

🕸The Complete Book of Astrology by Caitlin Johnstone 

🕸https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hocus_Pocus_(1993_film)

🕸https://www.etonline.com/bette-midler-hocus-pocus-sequel-exclusive-153949

Do you love Sagittarius risings? Or maybe you love hearing about old white dudes in politics? Either way, this episode is the finale of a two part mini-series discussing the upcoming Gemini-Sagittarius eclipse season and the birth charts of Joe Biden and the United States of America. This episode is just like Savannah Guthrie- all killer, no filler in a hot pint pantsuit. No malarky here!!

What will the eclipses and Election Day astrology transits have in store for these archer ascendant Americans? Subscribe and find out!

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Resources used in this podcast:

🗳https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?wgid=wgeJxtTr0KwjAYfBpB4askMW2wIYOT4FAKpTh_JcEEk7TYlNK3N8XV5Q7uh7vVvZ1i8hUUUhm1ajC5MdYHRvrulrEZzxTAAAcBVIgqQ00JBFGumV7ogUBrnUdt_GQdQru3jn13gl_kco2lgAUoZxUUjJeEAJGoh4jB_J3bTY3JKJ6Fx-K3TPu0HNI25a8hWYVplXbeVEHlZ1b0ef8CGps5Xw

🗳https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Joe-Biden

🗳 https://cafeastrology.com/vertex.html

🗳The Complete Book of Astrology by Caitlin Johnstone

This year has been wild already but it’s about to get a whole lot more mutable! In part one of a two part mini-series, I discuss the upcoming Gemini-Sagittarius eclipse season and the nodal return of Gemini Donald Trump and Libra Kamala Harris. There’s a quick tangent about another Gemini - Libra pairing: Gemini sun Mike pence and purported Libra queen, the fly from the debate. This episode has more houses than the Donald and none of the oddly colored bronzer.

Next week will cover Biden’s birth chart and the birth chart of the USA, both noted Sag risings. What do the eclipses and nodes have in store for these archer ascendant Americans? Subscribe and find out!

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Resources used in this podcast:

🗳https://karenchristino.com/presidential-nodal-returns/

🗳https://www.tdjacobs.com/2018/07/22/nodal-returns-squares-and-reverse-returns/

🗳https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Donald_Trump

🗳https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Kamala_Harris

🗳 https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2925449-the-complete-book-of-astrology 

Roses are red, Covid-19 is deadly, this week’s episode is a Bachelor medley! I’m talking about the origins of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and even guess at what the hell happened to Clare in Mexico. 

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🌹Resources used for this podcast: 🌹

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_11)

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_1)

💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelorette_(season_13)

💍https://www.eonline.com/news/917324/a-tale-of-two-bachelor-shockers-how-arie-luyendyk-jr-and-jason-mesnick-compare

💍https://www.glamour.com/story/who-is-matt-james-the-first-black-bachelor

💍https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-2020-everything-we-know-about-clare-crawleys-season