Chart of Fortune

The law might be reason free from passion but Chart of Fortune is clearly a passion free from reason. So whether you’ve finished the spring semester or ovester, it’s time to celebrate the final few days of Gemini season with an episode featuring my favorite fictional Gemini sun sign Elle Woods.

I discuss the origins of the Legally Blonde franchise (there was like a book?), my time as a summer school baddie and the award acronym I’m making up for covering all of the movies in the Ariana Grande’s Thank U Next video. MTBL? MeGiThirBrinLeg? Yeah….

And speaking of grand(e) there’s a grand trine in this birth chart I have to discuss. What problematic plot choices does it reveal and what about the upcoming third movie? Also, I totally go over what a grand trine is (IFYKYK and if you don’t then here is the 411).

No matter if you grew up in Bel Air across from Aaron Spelling or you happen to be a “stinky old Vanderbilt” everyone can throw chocolates at the tv and leave a five star rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Resources

🐕https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0333780/locations?ref_=ttrel_sa_4

🐕https://www.elle.com/culture/movies-tv/a27698947/legally-blonde-3-news-cast-date-spoilers/

🐕https://www.biography.com/news/legally-blonde-facts

🐕https://www.sfgate.com/magazine/article/Blonde-Ambition-Author-Amanda-Brown-marvels-at-2565659.php

🐕https://www.insider.com/legally-blonde-facts-2019-1#the-scene-where-delta-nu-votes-to-use-name-brand-toilet-paper-was-based-on-a-real-sorority-house-2

🐕https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/reese-witherspoon-selma-blair-luke-wilson-and-more-gather-for-legally-blonde-reunion-ode-to-elle-woods-4080070/

🐕https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legally_Blonde_(novel)

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Nancy Jo, it’s Alexis Neiers calling again. I wanted to let you know that that this is the second and final episode in a two-part series about the infamous Bling Ring! And also, sorry for leaving you so many voicemails. And shading you years later... and MOM! everytime you yell I have to *&%$ing re-record it. I'm opening up to you so that way the world could potentially know What a great amazing talented.. .strong..healthy.. girl that I am. Not even a girl, a pop culture astrology podcast. 

This week I’m covering the origins of the Bling Ring, all of the robberies and of course the Sofia Coppola 2013 movie I’m still not over. Join as I discuss the role of eclipses, and full moons, the Neptune in Capricorn generational signature and how Stellan Skarsgard’s first hand experience of Chernobyl is a totally apt metaphor for these troubled and tenacious Calabasas teens?!

Until next week I’ll be busy making a vision board of all of the five star ratings and reviews I’m ✨ manifesting. ✨And so it is…

👡Resources used in this episode: 👡

👠https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/the-bling-rings-rachel-lee-speaks-out-for-the-first-time/

👠https://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/the-bling-ring.php

👠https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/the-bling-ring-where-are-they-now/alexis-neiers/

👠https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e9cc0cc3-dbf1-4fab-8367-5fc7c05608e6

👠https://www.vulture.com/2013/06/real-bling-ring-where-are-they-now.html

👠https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/04/rachel-bilson-the-bling-ring-robberies-most-invastive-part-bathroom-nancy-jo-sales-sofia-coppola

👠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bling_Ring

👠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bling_Ring#Nick_Prugo

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Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers and I’m calling to tell you that this is the first episode in a two-part series the infamous Bling Ring! That’s right, this podcast wore 4 inch little brown bebe shoes ($29!) with a tweed skirt to court and is now covering the astrology of the beginnings of the E! Network reality show Pretty Wild, and how star Alexis Neiers went from charity events in Mexico and installing stripper poles to accusatory articles in Vanity Fair and courtroom appearances.

Listen in to learn about the eclipses of 2009, how some Jupiter and Neptune retrograde transits affected the “Homeschooling with the Arlingtons” squad and of course enjoy a “re-enactment” of that infamous phone call.

The second part will be back next week and in the meantime I’ll be busy making a vision board of all of the five star ratings and reviews I’m ✨ manifesting. ✨And so it is…

👡Resources used in this episode: 👡

👠https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e9cc0cc3-dbf1-4fab-8367-5fc7c05608e6

👠https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/pretty-wild-oral-history.html

👠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Wild

👠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Haines

👠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bling_Ring

👠https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1414361/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_3

👠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/les-deux-you-remember-this/id1262976357

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I wish I may I wish I might, I wish there was a podcast episode dedicated to the 1996 Disney Channel movie about sisters switching bodies and lives. Well wish no more! (Ok, it might have just been me wishing on what I thought was a shooting star but turned out to be a satellite). I’m channeling those current chaotic eclipse vibes into podcast episode about a science fair and winter dance extravaganza. Hop in your red open air jeep, get your underage sister to drive and come back to 1996 when metallic makeup was a must, knee socks were necessary and no day in high school would be complete without a dominatrix dance routine.

Find out about the eclipse connection in the original birth chart of the movie, the moral messages you might have missed, and of course some salty sun sign astrology for Alexia and Hayley Wheaton.

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Resources used in this episode:

💫https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Wish_Upon_a_Star

💫https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118178/locations?ref_=ttrel_sa_4

💫https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZH1_bRbSiY

💫https://www.astrologyzone.com/all-about-eclipses-a-guide-for-coping-with-them/

💫http://www.mtv.com/news/2200943/katherine-heigl-wish-upon-a-star/

💫https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blair_Treu

💫https://theshiterioncollection.libsyn.com/wish-upon-a-star-1996-starring-katherine-heigl-danielle-harris

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I said BRRR, its cold in here. There must be some 1990s cheerleader movies in the atmosphere. Yes, this week I’m calling all clovers and texting all toros to come together for the astrology of Bring It On.

Can the birth chart of the movie have predicted the ending? How about the themes of inequality we’re still working through? Listen in to find out, plus a random Bring It On Lin Manuel Miranda connection, predicting each character’s sun sign and a random shout out to Taurean/teen movie queens Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox.

The only thing scarier than how much this movie shaped my personality might be the upcoming slasher remake?!?

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Sources used in this episode:

🐮https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_It_On_(film)

☘️https://www.vulture.com/2021/05/syfy-to-produce-bring-it-on-halloween-horror-sequel.html

🐮https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204946/releaseinfo?ref_=ttloc_sa_2

☘️https://ew.com/movies/bring-it-on-slasher-movie-sequel-syfy/

🐮https://ew.com/movies/2019/09/26/bring-it-on-sequel-kirsten-dunst/

☘️https://variety.com/2020/film/features/bring-it-on-anniversary-kirsten-dunst-gabrielle-union-1234740560/

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Its a pop culture astrology EMERGENCY! Grab your rimless sunglasses and velour tracksuits because Bennifer is back baby! 🎶Used to care a little, now I care a lot 🎶, it’s Jenny from the Block and Boston Ben reconciling in Montana?! Are you similarly obsessed with this relationship being reincarnated for 2021? Or are you wondering if this is a PR stunt? An enduring love story? Does it matter? What is certain that like the phoenix (tattoo) adorning Ben’s back this romantic connection has risen from the ashes of the great uncoupling of COVID. So join me this week as I remember Bennifer in all of it’s glory and use astrology to determine what the stars have in store for this rekindled couple. What transits might have predicted the breakup and cancelled wedding? What do those upcoming eclipses seem to think about the couple that started our hallowed tabloid tradition of giving celebrity couples their own monikers?

💎Sources used in this episode 💎

♌️https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/jennifer-lopezs-us-weekly-covers-2014227/39564/

♌️https://people.com/archive/cover-story-the-long-goodbye-vol-61-no-5/

♌️https://people.com/archive/cover-story-fast-lane-love-vol-58-no-7/

♌️https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna3079881#.XPXzJdNKjOQ

♌️https://www.theringer.com/2019/6/4/18651970/revisiting-bennifer-1-0-and-tabloids-at-the-turn-of-the-century

♌️https://people.com/movies/jennifer-lopez-ben-affleck-spent-several-days-together-in-montana-source/

♌️https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/jennifer-garner-gives-ben-affleck-jennifer-lopez-blessing/

♌️https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3MuYWNhc3QuY29tL3RoZXNtdXNocm9vbQ/episode/Yzg5YWZiNWEtZWNlMi00ZDA2LTkyOGEtOGI5ODE4MjQ0NWNi?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPpoLq_9zsAhVT3FkKHY-CDwgQkfYCegQIARAF

♌️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Lopez

♌️https://www.livingly.com/Over-the-Top+Celebrity+Romantic+Gestures/articles/iXesncGL4ez/Ben+Affleck+took+out+ad+Variety+express+love

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Calling all time traveling teens, this week’s episode is for you! I’m discussing the 2003 romantic comedy 13 Going on 30. Is this movie really just a remake of Tom Hank’s Big combined with a lifelong dream of dancing to Thriller with Mark Ruffalo and eating way to many razzles? Yes, yes it is. But isn’t that everyone’s dream? This podcast episode discusses the birth chart of the movie and the birth charts of its stars. And it wouldn’t be a true Chart of Fortune episode without using Hilary Duff’s Instagram and Barney Stinson’s Ewok Line theory to explain the Ruffalo-Garner career significance of this movie. 13 Going On 30 is right on season with some totally taurus vibes and I hope you’ll join me in indulging in all of it!

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sources used in this episode:

🏠https://www.today.com/popculture/jennifer-garner-mark-ruffalo-share-sweet-13-going-30-reunion-t209859

🏠https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337563/movieconnections/?tab=mc&ref_=tt_trv_cnn

🏠https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337563/

🏠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Garner

🏠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Ruffalo

🏠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/13_Going_on_30

🏠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-S4kvxHqgw

🏠https://www.insider.com/13-going-on-30-facts-2019

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This week I’m back to covering the most infamous political family in the United States, the Kennedys. The glamour and east coast style belie a tragic history. But is there something in astrology that explains the untimely deaths, political ambitions and affinity for cable knit sweaters? (Ok, there might not be an explanation for the sweaters, they’re just cozy!) The second and final episode in this series covers the relationship between Jackie and JFK, the assassinations of JFK and RFK, and recounting of the short life of JFK Jr.

Resources used in this episode:

♍️https://rachellondon.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/family-karma-and-the-8th-house/

♍️https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/jfk-jr-astrology-discussion-thread.3898596/

♍️https://neptunecafearchives.homestead.com/kennedy.html

♍️https://www.astro.com/astrology/in_oracle_e.htm

♍️https://www.cnn.com/shows/the-kennedys-american-dynasties

♍️https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?wgid=wgeJxtjl0LgjAYhX9NUHCEbSpmY9eBQV1IRJevbamk09pk-O9T6LK7w_ngOaF9tUrIulfEpdXqYsm51qGgx3syXWvNRrCTsdboGU-IPTLwXOTgySFmaJKAmjQYymHyDfWjHyzO92W0vZY7ZCKIGAmzaYwJOUMkkpQxMEm6stQb9Q-0qN-PtabJGyX2i1lM3ZqtfFn5eVyO975R5INs3KwiLj9O8dvxC6jSQjA

♍️The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need- Joanna Woolfolk Martine

♍️https://www.jfklibrary.org/learn/about-jfk/life-of-jacqueline-b-kennedy/fast-facts-jacqueline-kennedy/wedding-details

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Tippecanoe

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Tippecanoe

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy_Jr.

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kennedy#Chappaquiddick_incident

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy#Assassination

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Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart! By your powers combined, I’m (the earth day themed podcast episode about) Captain Planet! That’s right the original animated ecologist is getting the spotlight this week What does the birth chart of the show say about it’s creator Ted Turner? And what about the famous voices like Whoopi Goldberg, Meg Ryan and Jeff Goldblum that graced this show and our little earth loving childhoods? And do the elements of each planeteer’s ring match up with their sun sign? I’m covering all of that and more! Grab a juice in a compostable container or some eco-friendly fruit snacks and come back to the 1990s when discussions or reducing, resuming and recycling were just like our love of men with overly sculpted hair, in its infancy. 

As the show reminds us, 🎶We’re the planeteers, you can be one too, cuz savin’ our planet (and leaving a five start rating and review on iTunes) is the thing to do! 🎶

🦸🏻‍♂️🏝🐒🌏🔥🌪🌊❤️Resources used in this episode: 🦸🏻‍♂️🏝🐒🌏🔥🌪🌊❤️

🌏https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers

🔥https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/everything-you-didnt-know-about-captain-planet-and-the-planeteers

🌪https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jan/20/how-we-made-captain-planet-and-the-planeteers

🌊https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/captain-planet-movie-leonardo-dicaprio-938852

❤️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Turner

🌏https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TBS_(American_TV_channel)

🔥https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098763/trivia?ref_=tt_ql_2

🌪https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Kwame

🌊https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Gi

https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Linka

🌏https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Wheeler

🔥https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Ma-Ti

🌪https://captainplanetfoundation.org/about/captain-planet-the-planeteers-legacy/

🌊https://cartoonnetwork.fandom.com/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers

❤️https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

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This week I’m covering the most infamous political family in the United States, the Kennedys. The glamour and east coast style belie a tragic history. But is there something in astrology that explains the untimely deaths, political ambitions and affinity for cable knit sweaters? (Ok, there might not be an explanation for the sweaters, they’re just cozy!?) This first episode in the series explains the origins of the famous family and the losses that led them to the White House. Its a little bit Virgo, a little bit eight house and a whole lot of intrigue.

Police violence is unacceptable. RIP Duante Wright: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dauntewright

Resources used in this episode:

♍️https://rachellondon.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/family-karma-and-the-8th-house/

♍️https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/jfk-jr-astrology-discussion-thread.3898596/

♍️https://neptunecafearchives.homestead.com/kennedy.html

♍️https://www.astro.com/astrology/in_oracle_e.htm

♍️https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/rose-kennedy/

♍️https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Joseph_Patrick_Kennedy

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Kennedy

♍️https://www.cnn.com/shows/the-kennedys-american-dynasties

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_P._Kennedy_Sr

♍️https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?wgid=wgeJxtjl0LgjAYhX9NUHCEbSpmY9eBQV1IRJevbamk09pk-O9T6LK7w_ngOaF9tUrIulfEpdXqYsm51qGgx3syXWvNRrCTsdboGU-IPTLwXOTgySFmaJKAmjQYymHyDfWjHyzO92W0vZY7ZCKIGAmzaYwJOUMkkpQxMEm6stQb9Q-0qN-PtabJGyX2i1lM3ZqtfFn5eVyO975R5INs3KwiLj9O8dvxC6jSQjA

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathleen_Cavendish,_Marchioness_of_Hartington

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy

♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathleen_Cavendish,_Marchioness_of_Hartington

♍️The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need- Joanna Woolfolk Martine

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