Chart of Fortune

I’m so excited because this week I’m covering the 2003 classic A Cinderella Story.what you can’t tell I’m excited?! It must be the damn botox, I can’t show emotion for another half hour.

If you feel like you can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone, then Austin Ames put down your flip phone and listen in. I cover the birth chart, how the movie got made and I think I finally discovered the real reason for the feud between Lindsay and Hilary?!. Oh, and did this movie predict the college admissions scandal?!

Don’t expect a full recap because waiting for these plot holes to make sense is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing! 

Resources used for this podcast:

https://www.podplay.com/no-no/podcasts/duff-enough-199615/episodes/mark-rosman-interview-director-of-a-cinderella-story-lizzie-mcguire-the-perfect-man-57351116

https://variety.com/2004/scene/markets-festivals/if-the-slipper-fits-1117907683/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cinderella_Story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cinderella_Story_(soundtrack)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Duff#2000–2006:_Mainstream_success_in_acting_and_music

https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?rs=3&btyp=w2g

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This is the fifth episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. If you like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gliecher’s adventures before heading off to college.

Calling all sick puppies, you’re cordially invited to join a discussions of disease, dads, dogs, and death. But before you get too bummed out, there’s oysters on the half shell, birthday desserts and conspiracy theories about Katherine Hepburn.

This week I’m sharing how Rich Girls came to be produced and the astrological transit that had Jaime’s mom playing a melodramatic matchmaker. Is she a Cancer sun or a Leo sun? What we know for sure is  after 5 episodes, we finally learn momma G’s real name!

📺You can watch along: https://www.youtube.com/user/therichgirlss

Sources used in this episode:

🐶https://shows.acast.com/behind-the-velvet-rope-withdavidyontef/episodes/mtvs-rich-girls-jaime-gleicher-steps-behind-the-rope

🐶https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27110148-bite-me

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While reality stars come and go, we all watch for the ancillary character who breaks through. And this episode is no exception. I’m covering the elusive crochet bikini queen Ashley Paige.

Before getting her own TLC show Ashley Paige: Bikini or Bust, her work was all over The Hills, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Rock of Love and more reality show staples.

I look into the birth chart of her show and highlight the mademoiselle behind the macrame, the lady of the loom, and a fellow dog lover. Ashley has a soft spot in my heart and an under-appreciated spot in pop culture.

Also- how perfect is an episode about bikinis for our vaxxed, waxed and chillaxed summer?!

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Sources used in this episode:

👙https://www.glamour.com/story/ashley-paige-for-target-start

👙https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2280049/?ref_=nmbio_bio_nm#self

👙https://www.wmagazine.com/story/ashley-paige

👙https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVt6BM8sRsY&t=1774s

👙https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7q78o9

👙https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqj0s-YDgFw

👙https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Janice_Dickinson_Modeling_Agency_(season_3)#Episode_3.4:_Of_Models_and_Morals

👙https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians_episodes#Season_1_(2007)

👙https://la.racked.com/2008/6/19/7842005/reality-of-fashion-ashley-paig

👙https://www.peacelovebikinis.com

For questions, comments or episode ideas:

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This is the fourth episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. If you like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gliecher’s adventures before heading off to college.

What do Ferraris, skincare made out of foreskins and used underwear all have in common? They’re major moments in this week’s Rich Girls episode. Ally and Jaime hang out with their dads, teach us all some valuable lessons about clothing and spend some much needed down time in the Hamptons. It’s all fun in the sun until you’re forced to face your own impending adulthood.

Come for the taurus north node discussion, stay for the explanation of how rural communities wear cargo pants?! At least we can spritz some Tommy Girl perfume secure in the knowledge that Ally is probably Team #FreeBritney.

📺You can watch along: https://www.youtube.com/user/therichgirlss

We are gathered here today to discuss the marriage event chart of cancer queen Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

What can the birth chart tell us about the couple and marriage to one another that defined not only reality tv but B-list pop stardom forever? Like why is there so much water sign energy? Why do these people with their matching highlights have a Hallmark movie level meet-cute? And what about the astro-compatibility of their current relationships?

I answer all of these questions and more. 🎵So take my hand, and hold on tight and we’ll get there, this I swear.🎵

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Resources used in this podcast:

♏️https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOaw_H2xAX0&list=RDT81sj-fgksU&index=2

♋️https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/09/ad/7709adc03ca8f33c5f01a6ba36afba36.jpg

♏️https://people.com/celebrity/nick-lachey-jessica-simpson-split/

♋️https://people.com/tv/jessica-simpson-doesnt-regret-newlyweds-ex-nick-lachey/

♏️https://www.brides.com/story/tbt-jessica-simpson-wedding-photos-video

♋️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newlyweds:_Nick_and_Jessica

♏️https://www.insider.com/jessica-simpson-nick-lachey-relationship-drama-timeline

♋️https://www.eonline.com/news/1248779/how-vanessa-and-nick-lacheys-marriage-ended-up-stronger-than-ever-after-a-year-of-quarantine

♏️https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/jessica-simpson-eric-johnsons-love-timeline-before-wedding-pictures-201457

♋️https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/jessica-simpsons-book-15-takeaways-about-nick-lachey/accusing-nick-of-cheating/

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This is the third episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. Calling all dads, grads and lovers of 3AM Youtube rabbit holes- this is for you. If you like me can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher’s adventures before heading off to college.

Happy Fourth of July! And what could be more festive than a Nantucket weekend getaway with the Rich Girls?!

There are movie premieres with Bill Clinton and Kim Catrall, private yoga sessions and overmedicated terriers abound. As the teens reflect on their different futures and consider doing charity work, it’s hard to know if the real fireworks are the ones Papa H paid for or the Saturn opposition to Neptune transit vibes. 

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📺You can watch along: https://www.youtube.com/user/therichgirlss

💙❤️Resources used in this episode 💙❤️

🎇https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/books/toni-morrison-defended-championed-chastised-presidents-n1039591

🎇https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_William,_Duke_of_Cambridge

🎇https://www.theglampad.com/2016/09/the-hilfiger-estate-on-nantucket-for.html

🎇https://theweek.com/articles/519598/rich-girl-interrupted

The strongest substance on earth isn’t diamonds, it’s Erika Gerardi. Like any Cancer queen, she’s tough on the outside and living a couture life of purported crime on the inside!

This week I’m covering all of the Girardi astrology- the birth charts of Erika and Tom, their synastry and of course the astrology of this highly publicized court case.

Neither Erika or I ain’t signing’ no checks and runnin’ them lips (ok maybe I’m guilty of the last stanza) but I’m digging deep into Tom’s past lawsuits, their relationship and of course making some astrology predictions about Erika’s upcoming court appearance.

Resources used in this episode:

https://people.com/tv/erika-girardis-accountant-lawyer-landlord-ordered-to-turn-over-her-financial-records-in-court/

https://www.thebravodocket.com/podcast/jersey-vs-girardi-disbarred

https://www.thebravodocket.com/podcast/settlement-embezzlement

https://people.com/tv/erika-girardis-accountant-lawyer-landlord-ordered-to-turn-over-her-financial-records-in-court/

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/rhobhs-erika-jayne-files-for-divorce-from-tom-girardi/

https://astrologyking.com/jupiter-opposite-sun-transit/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Jayne

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/housewife-and-the-hustler-erika-jaynes-husband-toms-victims-speak/

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This is the second episode in a mini-series on MTV’s Rich Girls. Calling all dads, grads, millennials and lovers of 3AM YouTube rabbit holes—this is for you. If you, like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher’s adventures before heading off to college.

It’s some pomp and (unfortunate) circumstance in episode 2 as Ally and Jaime graduate high school. They’re excited for a summer vacation and can’t wait to party at Chateau D’Hilfiger. We meet new friends Ari, an unnamed Capuchin monkey, some guy that looks like a young Tom Hanks and keep close to old friends like Uncle Billy and Michael V. I’ll tell you all of the drama, graduation outfits and of course the astrological transits hitting Jaime and Ally’s charts!

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💗You can watch along: https://www.youtube.com/user/therichgirlss/videos💗

Resources used in this episode:

🐒https://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/30/arts/critic-s-notebook-in-the-end-rich-girls-has-it-all-over-the-simple-life.html

🐒https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Rich_Girls

🐒https://shows.acast.com/behind-the-velvet-rope-withdavidyontef/episodes/mtvs-rich-girls-jaime-gleicher-steps-behind-the-rope

🐒https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Girls

🐒https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/rich-girls-realty-show-160496/

🐒https://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/30/arts/critic-s-notebook-in-the-end-rich-girls-has-it-all-over-the-simple-life.html

🐒https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Rich_Girls

🐒https://shows.acast.com/behind-the-velvet-rope-withdavidyontef/episodes/mtvs-rich-girls-jaime-gleicher-steps-behind-the-rope

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Pack your bags and your 🎶Xanax 🎶 because it’s time for a Mediterranean vacation. I’m headed to the now defunct (but open forever in our hearts and minds), Lohan Beach Club.

How is Lindsay’s’ return to pop culture linked to Game of Thrones? What is everyone competing for on Lohan Beach Club? Why does Lindsay keep showing up with lobsters? I’ll do my best to answer these questions and give you some insights into the birth chart of this show.

Lindsay might be 🎶just a little bossy🎶 but I’m just a little obsessed with recalling the dysFUNctional in the sun that was this short lived reality series that's a cross between Vanderpump Rules and The Apprentice. 

Listen in, take my quiz to find out what Lohan Beach Club staff member you are and of course, wear sunscreen while you’re out here leaving five star ratings and reviews. We’ll leave the sick burns to Lindsay and her left hand man Panos.

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Resources used in this link:

♋️https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/The_Prince_That_Was_Promised

♋️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan%27s_Beach_Club

♋️https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Targaryen

♋️https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/06/236111/lindsay-lohan-abandon-mykonos-club

♋️https://www.papermag.com/search/?q=lohan%27s+beach+club

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Happy early summer solstice! I’m celebrating the start of summer by releasing a mini-series on MTV’s Rich Girls. Calling all dads, grads, millennials and lovers of 3AM YouTube rabbit holes—this is for you. If you, like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher’s adventures before heading off to college.

In this first episode, we see the ladies head off to senior prom, go vintage clothing shopping, and meet zany characters like Star the Bichon Frise, Uncle Billy and a rabbit in a canvas tote bag.

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You can watch along: https://www.youtube.com/user/therichgirlss/videos

Resources used in this episode:

🐰https://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/30/arts/critic-s-notebook-in-the-end-rich-girls-has-it-all-over-the-simple-life.html

🐰https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Rich_Girls

🐰https://shows.acast.com/behind-the-velvet-rope-withdavidyontef/episodes/mtvs-rich-girls-jaime-gleicher-steps-behind-the-rope

🐰https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Girls

🐰https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/rich-girls-realty-show-160496/

https://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/30/arts/critic-s-notebook-in-the-end-rich-girls-has-it-all-over-the-simple-life.html

🐰https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Rich_Girls

🐰https://shows.acast.com/behind-the-velvet-rope-withdavidyontef/episodes/mtvs-rich-girls-jaime-gleicher-steps-behind-the-rope

Say Hello:

♊️Email: [email protected]

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