Chart of Fortune

This week, I’m giving all the snaps to the 1990s cult classic film Clueless. And just like the movie, this podcast is named after singers of the past who now do informercials. Eh, that can’t be right. In a year where searching for good news is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly shore movie, spend a little time reminiscing over 1990s slang and fashion. This episode will cover the film, the show and the rumors behind a potential reboot! So like, please do something good for humanity and leave a five star review.

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🛍🛍Resources used in this episode: 🛍🛍

💄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless_(TV_series)

💄https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless

💄The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Wool-folk

Justice is served?! This episode is in memoriam to a legal legend and feminist icon, the notorious Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Gone but never to be forgotten, the show will disucss the legacy of her Supreme Court opinions.

Put on your dissenting collar and your comfortable shoes. We’re mourning and marching and in the fight of our lives. Get off our necks and out of our way, there’s an election in a month and a half and some unfinished business. If you come for the Supreme Pisces Queen, you better not miss (this episode).

Rest in Power & Peace RBG!

Register to Vote: https://www.usa.gov/confirm-voter-registration

Join the Astro-Political Posse: https://zodiacthevote.com

--Sources used in this episode--

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Bader_Ginsburg

https://history.house.gov/Exhibitions-and-Publications/WIC/Historical-Essays/Assembling-Amplifying-Ascending/Women-Decade/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_White

https://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=103&session=1&vote=00232

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Helms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Smith_(New_Hampshire_politician)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Nickles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Virginia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ledbetter_v._Goodyear_Tire_%26_Rubber_Co

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obergefell_v._Hodges

It’s L to izzie, Mc to the Guire! Yes, an episode dedicated to our favorite tween everywoman and her voluminous collection of hair accessories. We’re still in the middle of a pandemic and an election year and the west coast is still engulfed with flames, but this episode will transport you to a simpler time where Frankie Muniz was relevant and your biggest worry was whether you should match your scented nail polish or sparkly jelly bracelets to your wedge flip flops.

This episode might not be able to answer all of your pressing Lizzie questions like what conditioner does Ethan Craft use, but it will definitely dive into the history of the show, the movie and whether or not the reboot will happen!

The only worse than being an outfit repeater is not leaving a five star review on iTunes.

sources used: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programs_broadcast_by_Disney_Channel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_McGuire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lizzie_McGuire_Movie

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2003-may-24-fi-dizliz24-story.html

https://www.glamour.com/story/hilary-duff-just-gave-update-on-the-lizzie-mcguire-reboot

Signed Sealed and Delivered straight to you, it's Episode 3! This might be a little delayed like the rest of the mail, but this episode is finally here and it's all about the United States Postal Service or USPS if ya nasty. I'll discuss the unexpected origin story of this government department, the acts signed into law by old white presidents, and the crisis we all have been living through. Tune in and be sure to leave a five star review. You don't have to buy postage or send it certified, and the only thing that should be labeled fragile is the host's ego! 

Sources used: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Post_Office_Department

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._postal_strike_of_1970

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_Reorganization_Act

Support the USPS here: https://store.usps.com/store/home

Register to vote: https://vote.gov

(Not so) Breaking News! E! News is no more! They might have left this world, but the juicy details of their birth chart are here to stay! What do the stars tell us about this star-loving show? Listen and find out! Sources close to the show say in lieu of flowers you can subscribe and give a five star review.

Sources used:

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need- Joanna Woolfolk Martine

Wikipedia- E! News

Breaking News! E! News might have left this world, but the juicy details of their birth chart are here to stay! What do the stars tell us about this star-loving show? Listen and find out! Subscribe and give a five star review.

Sources used:

On Wednesdays we wear pink! This episode covers the birth chart of Mean Girls as well as significant events like the movie premiere and the start of the broadway musical as well as looking into cast members charts! What do the stars tell us about this iconic film?  Listen and find out! It's just as fun as Caesar, people totally like it as much as much as they like Caesar,  and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what this is podcast about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR! Or subscribe and give a five star review. 

Chart of Fortune is the event (chart) of the summer! If you love pop culture and astrology, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Each episode will unpack the birth chart of a different pop culture moment (AKA an event chart for the astro-heads) and include discussion of the past, present, future and all of the terrible clothing choices in between! Do you have the same moon sign as your favorite reality show? Do you just want to learn more about astrology without actually trying? Tune in! 

Chart of Fortune is hosted by Elise Blaylock, an elder millennial and self-taught astrology enthusiast who loves coffee, 2000's trivia and fitting perfectly into stereotypes about thirty-somethings the way Britney Spears fit perfectly into the bedazzled catsuit in the Toxic music video.