This week on The Bite! I'm waging the already lost war against ads in paid streaming services, we check in on our American cousins and their explosive Cyclosporiasis outbreak, plus more shit behaviour from my producer.

This week on The Bite! In a world first, we dive into the luscious gold mine that is New Zealand's Advertising Standards Authority and their long list of yearly complaints released to the public.

Feeling annoyed because you saw boobies on TV? Want to complain about how dildos are marketed? Well listen to this first, so you can see just how stupid you sound.

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This week on The Bite! Another beloved childhood character got a facelift, the Swifties are literally buying garbage, and Aotearoa New Zealand has received their first Michelin stars.

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This week on The Bite! I dive in to the reflecting pool disaster in the US of A, Lionel Messi gets a gorgeous new statue, and I theorise about the connection between polyamory and 2000s romcoms.

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This week on The Bite! We reach the first milestone in the history of The Bite Studios! DOUBLE DEEZYS!

ALSO: Cousin-f*cking streamers and their AI litter traps, why we need to stop injecting protein into everything, and lastly, Bonnie Blue's latest performance art project.

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This week on The Bite! What I would do with a trillion dollars, why Jaws 4 has me all jazzed up, and college students are getting dumber; why sexy books could be the answer.

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This week on The Bite! I dive in to why your favourite artists are cancelling their shitty tours, how Vanilla Ice is the last man standing in the latest line of patriotic Americans, and how you can waste a ton of money getting nowhere on Tinder for Idiots (not the real name for legal purposes).

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This week on The Bite! I dive in to why video gamers are addicted to masturbating, how to avoid getting too drunk at parties this winter, and how a possibly human-dog experimental hybrid gave me a heart attack.

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This week on The Bite! My guide to buying dick pills on the internet, why a once great kiwi beverage is now a shadow of its former self, and what the AI nerds are up to with your favourite search engine.

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This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system.

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