The Blachelorettes

Blahton is shoved down our throats, Brandon melts our hearts and Michelle throws out the trash. Also, we recap the juicy Bachelor Nation news and crack up at your commentary. Tune in for the tea.

Michelle has way too many front runners, Cajun Chris showed his whole entitled ass, and Martin clearly doesn't like women. Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and get into why y'all aren't covering the best Bachelorette season ever (yes we're talking about you). Tune in for the tea.

Michelle slays the snakes in the house, the men ignore her to punch each other in the chest, and a new Cajun Snake appears! Also, we briefly discuss some Bachelor Nation News and give our own hot takes on the season so far. Tune in for the tea!

Peter is totally not a narcissist, Jamie totally knows what show he's on, and the men are totally not jealous of Joe. Also, we quickly recap The Bachelorette Australia, Bachelor In Paradise Canada and the latest Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea!

The men's entrances include firetrucks, heads on a table and no pants, Joe had the audacity to ghost Michelle, and is Michelle already the best Bachelorette? Also we recap some Bachelor in Paradise Canada drama. Tune in for the tea.

The Black Woman dumping inevitably happens, the bros officially leave the beach and we are now a Maurissa and Riley stan account. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the sh*t. Tune in for the luke warm tea from this luke warm episode. And don't forget to answer our questions on Spotify.

Ivan and Riley put Aaron in his place, Aaron is the biggest hypocrite of all time, and Noah and Abigail get the Most Confused Couple Award. Also, we read your comments on the show and get into some juicy Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.  

Kendall finally realizes being on a dating show with her ex is a bad idea, Kenny eagerly eats Mari's tacos, and Aaron fucked around and will now find out. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news including THAT apology. Tune in for the tea.

Brieper gets thrown in the trash where they belong, we are excited and then quickly NOT excited to see Dr. Joe, and Ivan gets curved by a white woman who is still clearly not over her ex. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss that loaded trailer for next week. Tune in for the mf tea.

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Brendan shows his true colors, Chris C makes the worst move and the hypocrisy level is way too high on this beach. We break down the Brendan/Pieper/Chris/Alana drama and how exactly everyone failed Natasha. Tune in for the tea!