The Blachelorettes

We are officially a Michelle stan account. Also, Bri gets her revenge, Serena P. sends Matt home on his own show and we recap the Bachelor Nation drama of the week. Let's get into it.

King Clown needs to be fired, Matt says goodbye to half the women, and is there something racist about Aloe Blacc singing to a yt woman??? Tune in to find out

Jessenia clears Meredith from Ohio, Serena C. makes the reach of a lifetime, and Heather rolls up in a minivan. Let's get into it.

This one is called "Bye Felicia!" or whatever it is she said. We say goodbye to two of our villains but a new one emerges from the ashes. Can Matt have a real conversation with ANYONE about their feelings or will all the conversations be shallow? Find out all that and more on this week's episode!

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5 new WOC* enter the house, new girl Michelle saves the episode and Jhen and Lex actually disagree?! Tune in to hear the tea.

Will there ever be an episode where we DON'T complain about white women? Tune in to hear us break down all the mess this week

Matt puts Bri's and Sarah's lives at risk, the women play the most confusing wedding dress paint ball game ever, and Victoria is upset that none of that has anything to do with her. Listen to us break down episode 2 of The Bachelor.

Lingerie, prayers and a vibrator??? Listen to us recap the season premiere starring our first black* bachelor, Matt James.

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Ivan was done dirty, Ben magically can express himself and Tayshia finally gets her man! Listen to us recap the two episode season finale!

Tayshia cut FOUR guys loose, ABC is really on some BS and Ben is yet another emotionally unavailable, self-sabotaging man. Listen to us recap the TWO episodes we got this week.