The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Love Halloween, it never left to the store for cigarettes.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their Halloween plans, how people are paying 3k for a broken foldable iPhone, and how it actually does seem like the Bears might win the Superbowl. What are your thoughts on everything being transactional? What transaction is Nicki Minaj getting from Trump? If you're out and about this weekend, be safe, don't take candy from strangers (at least from what our mom told us when we were younger). Shoutout to Pauly Shore, big in the 90s and still scaring us to this day. Happy Halloween Y'all. Pray for Ryan during No-Drink November.


    1 hr 19 min
  • The Blank's 250th Episode: Bear Down!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ontario's hidden gambling report, how Gen Z are the most depressed generation, and how the Eagles deserve to be banned for a year from the NFL for the mishandling of the Hurts situation. What's more important to you as a Toronto voter, the privatization of Toronto's water? Or wind pon a ting every Caribana? Go out and vote! To the protestors, protesting the removal of the Bike Lanes in Toronto, Ryan thanks you all, Carlos is just praying the Bears win. We all can't get what we want. Happy 250!

    1 hr 15 min
  • I don't know what I'm saying..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent Bears v. Packers game, Ryan's under the weather, and how he be saying some unnecessary a** ish and blaming it on the sickness. Gambling isn't out here to save you, regardless whether Patrick Mahomes is gonna throw 2 TD's this Thursday night, don't give in..young boys have enough going on..put me down for $5.00 on the Chief's Moneyline. I don't know what I'm saying...check y'all next week!

    1 hr 30 min
  • Thick Thighs, Save Lives..or some shi***

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode FTP, The Bears, and Colston Loveland (yes, it's Bears episode). Do court systems have a way to determine whats AI or not? Apparently Arizona courts have no idea. We need to be able to determine what is and what isn't (patent pending)..Just know if someone jumps off a bridge and lands on your car, you're paying for the light post when your car takes it out. We're Thankful for the listeners, Thankful drinks, Thankful for the good times, what are you Thankful for? What is your hot take? Carlos hates Ice Cream. WILD!


    1 hr 34 min
  • The NFL is Rigged!..as I place my FanDuel Bet.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The BEARSSSSS!!!, how you can survive 2 legal injection doses, and Truth and Reconciliation. is the NFL rigged? That's like asking if the sky is blue but we still be placing our paycheques on these bets, make sure you pay your child support first. During today's break, Ryan realizes that WWE is a lot worse then a soap opera (they don't mind if you skip it). First of the month, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month.


    1 hr 29 min
  • The end of the world: AI, LG, and GTA 6.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how toxic Carlos would be on reality television (we need him on Canada Shore), what would their wedding vows would sounds like, and how AI is going to be the death of the world. Caleb Williams, we need you, Carlos has the Bears in the Superbowl this year. Everyone, if you have an LG television, please throw it in the garbage because you don't own the TV, they do. We had some serious conversations today, maybe more than normal but the listeners need to know. Check us out next week! Fall is here!


    1 hr 28 min
  • Get em to ER! He's got a gambling problem.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent news about heightened ER visits, King James being paid off by Polymarket while playing in the NBA, and how by 2030, a high percentage of women aged 25-44 will be single and childless (get out there single men, its your chance). We missed our half break video because couldn't find anything to watch, but you have to hear the Kevin Durant story, Jordan isn't the only NBA player saying F*** them kids. Tune in for next week for some wedding stories.!

    1 hr 12 min
  • The Freedom was better than breathin' they said...

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their end of summer, how Sony is now screwing their fanbase, and not giving the reason as to why they were gone for 2 weeks. Can confirm, Lupe Fiasco is a great dude, they met him. If Trump, a Rich Couger, and Ryan were in a room, you know he's doing anything and everything to get them dollas. Shoutout to Zanzibar Toronto (hopefully they fixed the fire). They're back and should forever be back, although the NFL season just started so you never know. Check them out next week for another episodeeeeeeeee.

    1 hr 32 min
  • The Show Goes On: Summers' on it's way out.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the CNE's signal to Toronto's end of summer, Toronto Basketball news has been up and down, and how Lupe Fiasco is the greatest rapper of all time (Ryan's words, not Carlos's.) If you ever meet a Chess content creator, play them on live stream and lose? Don't embarrass yourself forever. Donell or Joe, who you got? The boys are off next week but tune in for the week after for their update on the greatest concert of all time (you can tell Ryan wrote this). LUPEEEEE!

    1 hr 19 min
  • Love is Blind: The Blank Edition.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode childhood actors (bad and good), interesting YouTube documentaries, and blaming parents for their children's bad choices (screw Roblox). So they're putting a petition together to get Carlos to sign up for Love is Blind Canada, claims to be the best villain the show has ever seen. Tune in for 2nd part of this episode to see what requirements Ryan and Carlos gotta be and look like to sign up (don't tell the marketing director).

    1 hr 14 min

About The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…