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This week… we’ve completely lost the plot.

No “then vs now,” no deep chats — just a full-on Bleedin’ Dad Joke head-to-head.

Five jokes each.

No filter.

No mercy.

Just ten absolutely terrible jokes.

While Lew’s off living his best life on holiday, we didn’t want to leave you hanging — so we’ve pre-recorded this chaotic special where it’s Dad vs Son to see who actually delivers the better (or worse) punchlines.

From immortal cats to questionable woodworking courses… it’s exactly what you’d expect — and somehow worse.

👉 We need you to decide the winner:

Was it Lew or Steve?

Drop us a message, comment, or DM and cast your vote.

Short, painful, and definitely not award-winning… but if you made it to the end — fair play.

Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and we’ll be back next week with a proper episode.

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