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This week on Cockney & Son, we’re back with another chaotic catch up as we dive into a packed family weekend, from beach adventures and birthday celebrations to garden projects and pre teen excuses for being too tired for school.

In Adam & Eve It, Steve tackles Britain’s pothole epidemic, sharing his brutally honest thoughts on the state of UK roads, why they seem worse than ever and what really needs fixing.

In Say It Like Steve, dad answers a listener’s personal question about why he never remarried, with his usual honest, unfiltered style.

Plus, the Bleedin’ Dad Jokes return with more questionable humour.

Real life, proper opinions and plenty of laughs.

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Back to reality… and it’s chaos.

After what feels like half a year of kids being off, back-to-back holidays, ferry trips, theme parks, and a household bug wiping Rich out, we’re finally back behind the mics — just about holding it together.

This week on Cockney & Son:

• Bit of a Natter: The madness of post-Easter life, juggling kids, travel, and trying to get back into some sort of routine
• Adam & Eve It: Tube Strike 2.0 — have they gone too far this time? Honest opinions incoming
• Say It Like Steve: “Most people overthink things that don’t really matter” — and why we all need to just crack on sometimes
• Bleedin’ Dad Jokes: Dark, questionable… and probably our best/worst yet

Real life, proper opinions, and a lot of chaos — just how we like it.

If you’ve ever needed a break after a break… this one’s for you.

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This week… we’ve completely lost the plot.

No “then vs now,” no deep chats — just a full-on Bleedin’ Dad Joke head-to-head.

Five jokes each.

No filter.

No mercy.

Just ten absolutely terrible jokes.

While Lew’s off living his best life on holiday, we didn’t want to leave you hanging — so we’ve pre-recorded this chaotic special where it’s Dad vs Son to see who actually delivers the better (or worse) punchlines.

From immortal cats to questionable woodworking courses… it’s exactly what you’d expect — and somehow worse.

👉 We need you to decide the winner:

Was it Lew or Steve?

Drop us a message, comment, or DM and cast your vote.

Short, painful, and definitely not award-winning… but if you made it to the end — fair play.

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This episode is pre-recorded (so don’t expect us to be knee-deep in chocolate just yet), but we’re still diving into everything Easter — from how it used to be back in the 70s to the full-blown chocolate madness of today.

We chat about:

What Easter looked like “back in the day” vs now

• How kids somehow end up with 5–10 eggs each
• Whether Easter has become more about showing off than celebrating
• Hot cross buns getting completely out of hand
• And the truth about who actually eats all the leftover chocolate (spoiler: it’s not the kids)

There’s also a classic Adam & Eve It rant about modern Easter pressure, a simple Say It Like Steve question (dream Easter egg — money no object), and of course… some properly questionable Easter dad jokes to finish.

As always, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit chaotic.

If you’ve ever wondered how Easter went from one small egg in foil… to full-on Easter Eve boxes and themed home décor — this one’s for you.

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This week on Cockney & Son, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the clocks going forward… and asking the real question — does anyone actually benefit from it anymore? 

From the origins of daylight saving (cheers, William Willett) to whether it still makes any sense in 2026, we’re combining Bit of a Natter and Adam & Eve It into one big chat-and-moan session — because let’s be honest, staying positive about losing an hour is a stretch.

We also get into a proper debate with this week’s Say It Like Steve:

“Technology was meant to save time… not fill it.”

Has tech made life easier, or has it completely taken over? From phones running our lives to work following us home, it’s old school vs modern life — and neither side is holding back.

Plus, we round things off with a few questionable Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that may (or may not) leave you laughing.

So whether you love the lighter evenings, hate the clock changes, or just fancy a good old moan — stick the kettle on, you don’t wanna miss this one.

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🌼 Spring has officially arrived… apparently. Lew and Dad are back to talk about that very British moment when the sun comes out for five minutes and suddenly winter is “over” — coats are off, shorts are on, and everyone’s planning a whole new outdoor lifestyle. 

💬 Bit of a Natter: The first day of spring, lighter evenings, and all the classic British phrases that come out the second the temperature hits double digits — “it’s nice out”, “getting lighter now”, “do I need a coat?” 

😤 Adam & Eve It: Lew looks at the weird habits of Brits in warmer weather — from judging people for wearing shorts too early, to suddenly becoming garden experts overnight. Is it optimism… or just delusion? 

🌱 Say It Like Steve: A listener question — why do we all say we’re going to sort the garden every year… and never do it? Dad gives his honest take on whether it’s laziness, effort, or just not everyone being “a garden person.” 

😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Back to the classic format — a head-to-head of dad jokes, including a slightly darker one that might divide opinion.

It’s another episode full of relatable British moments, seasonal delusion and classic Cockney & Son banter — because no one talks about the weather quite like us.

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🌸 It’s the Mother’s Day episode! Lew and Dad sit down for a chat about how Mother’s Day has changed over the years — from the simpler days of “Mothering Sunday” to the modern version full of flowers, brunch bookings and gift guides everywhere you look. But it’s also a chance to talk about the more emotional side of the day for families going through loss.

💬 Bit of a Natter: What Mother’s Day looked like growing up in the 70s compared to today, whether it’s become too commercialised, and why the day can mean very different things depending on your situation.

🤔 Adam & Eve It: Lew looks at Mother’s Day from another perspective — asking whether schools should run Mother’s Day gift stalls when not every child has a mum at home, and how family situations today are more varied than ever.

🗣 Say It Like Steve: If you’re lucky enough to still have your parents around, make the effort while you can. Dad shares his thoughts on family relationships, communication and why things aren’t always as simple as they seem.

😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: For one week only… Dad reads out a few classic “your mum” jokes, bringing the episode to a slightly chaotic but very funny finish.

It’s an episode with reflection, honesty and the usual Cockney & Son banter, proving that even when the conversation gets serious, there’s always room for a laugh.

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It’s a birthday episode! Dad officially turns 69, which means the countdown to the big 70 has begun. Lew comes prepared with a very questionable “getting ready for 70” gift bag — including 210 tea bags, Werther’s Originals, a word search book and moisturiser for the increasingly crusty skin. What could possibly go wrong?

Bit of a Natter: Turning 69, getting older, and the advice Dad would give to younger people. From regrets and life lessons to why you shouldn’t put things off while you’re young — it’s surprisingly thoughtful… for about five minutes.

Adam & Eve It: Lew dives into the chaos of secondary school placements, after thousands of Year 6 kids found out where they’re going in September. Why do some children get schools miles away? How does the system even work? And was it really simpler “back in Dad’s day”?

Say It Like Steve: People are too quick to take offence instead of having a conversation. Has the world become too sensitive — or is that just what every older generation says?

The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Horse jokes, ladders, and a few classics that are either brilliant… or absolutely terrible.

It’s another episode full of generational banter, questionable opinions and plenty of laughs from a father-and-son duo who see the world very differently.

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Half term’s over, the sun’s (briefly) out, and Lew’s feeling positive, so naturally Steve’s here to balance it out.

This week, the pair chat spring cleaning madness, the explosion of vitamins and supplements, and whether you really need calming gummies… or just a walk in the daylight. In Say It Like Steve, they tackle the idea that “people don’t listen anymore — they just wait to talk,” diving into phones at dinner tables and competitive conversations.

Plus, of course, a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish.

Old-school opinions. Modern-day moans. Proper London banter. 

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Half term… the joy, the chaos, and the constant need to keep the kids entertained.

In this episode of Cockney & Son, Lew and Steve talk all about half-term survival — from the pressure to plan activities and the cost of days out, to whether kids really need entertaining 24/7 or if boredom might actually be a good thing.

Recorded just before Lew heads off to Holland with Rich and the kids, the pair chat about how school holidays have changed from the 60s and 70s to now, the juggle parents face with work and childcare, and the reality of trying to keep everyone happy for a full week off school. There’s also a proper rant about screens, social media pressure, and why parenting in 2026 feels very different to growing up back in the day.

Plus, as always, expect plenty of old-school opinions, relatable family moments, and a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off.

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