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This week I’m taking Dad out of this world (literally) as I quiz him about Atlas 3i – the interstellar visitor that’s got social media buzzing with alien theories. Is it just a space rock, or are the odds too strange to ignore?

Back on Earth, I put Dad through an “old people habits” quiz – does he moan about traffic, hoard plastic bags, and groan every time he stands up? (Spoiler: it doesn’t look good for him).

In Say It Like Steve, a listener wants to renew her wedding vows, but her husband isn’t bothered. She’s upset – is she overreacting, or does Dad’s blunt honesty hit the mark?

And for the big finish, we open our very first PR package – all thanks to me sharing my Christmas trauma about never getting Tracy Island as a kid. Did this finally heal my inner child? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Plus the usual Cockney slang of the week, plenty of laughs, and the odd tangent or two.

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This week it’s episode 13 – unlucky for some, but (mostly) not for us! Lew surprises Dad with his very first autumn candle, before diving into a bumper Bit of a Natter featuring questions and gripes from our listeners. From cars clogging pavements and supermarket snackers to £7 hot chocolates and the stress of secondary school choices – nothing’s off the table.

We also tackle the big talking point of the week: tube strikes. Are drivers right to demand less work for more money, or is London being held to ransom? Expect blunt opinions, laughs, and a bit of Cockney common sense.

And in Say It Like Steve, Dad faces a listener who reckons he’s too blunt for his own good – will he tone it down or double down? (Spoiler: you probably know the answer already).

We wrap things up with this week’s Cockney slang challenge: “biscuits and cheese.” Any guesses? Drop them in the comments!

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We’re back after a short break, and this week’s episode is a mix of laughs, debates, and a bit of advice. From autumn leaves and pumpkin-spiced everything, to whether flying the Union Jack has lost its meaning, we cover it all with plenty of Cockney & Son banter.

In Say It Like Steve, we tackle a follower’s question: how do you build the confidence to go out alone, whether that’s grabbing a coffee, heading to the park, or even sitting down for a meal for one? As always, Steve’s advice is blunt, funny, and surprisingly useful.

We wrap things up with our Cockney Slang Word of the Week??? Know what it means? Drop us a comment or DM get it right and you might even earn yourself a follow back.

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Cockney & Son hit the road again, this time recording live from the South of France! 🇫🇷 Expect sunshine (and a few storm clouds), villa life, and plenty of laughs as we swap London chaos for St Tropez beaches.

We chat about French culture vs London life, Dad’s ongoing battle with his knobbly knees (and whether we need to start a GoFundMe for his knee ops), and the struggle of speaking French when all you can manage is “merci.” Add in a dramatic fall into the sea, dodgy sandals, and a rant about uneven sand, and you’ve got one very continental episode.

Say It Like Steve – should Brits abroad try to speak French or just stick to English?

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – what on earth is ????????

A few pranks, family chaos, and the dream of retiring to France…

Back next week in “boring old London,” but for now, pour yourself a glass of vin rouge and enjoy the ride.

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Double digits and on location! This week we’re coming to you from a very glamorous… caravan in Hailing Island (don’t be jealous). It’s the first stop on our Cockney & Son “world tour” before we head to the sunny South of France next week.

We chat about our upcoming Eurocamp-to-villa upgrade, Dad’s legendary beachside massage story, and why he’s waging war on the clocks going back. Expect seagulls, surprise kid cameos, MOT moans, and a healthy debate about whether farmers really need that extra daylight.

Plus, this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week is “Daisy Roots” – and we want your guesses!

We might be sweating in a caravan, but the commitment is real. Questions for Say It Like Steve from next week’s French sunshine? Get them in now!

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This week, we’re pulling down the garden fence and having a natter about neighbours  the good, the bad, and the downright nosy. From creepy legends like “Rosie Meadow” to shared garden bins and awkward chats over the washing line, we ask: do people still talk to their neighbours, or are we all Ring doorbells and bolted gates these days?

Then it’s onto a proper moan about the price of plastic bags  how did we go from getting them for free to needing a mortgage for a Bag for Life?

In Say It Like Steve, we dive into the struggles of getting on the property ladder in 2025. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty — unless you’ve got a rich nan and zero bills.

PLUS — the chaos level hits new heights as the girly makes her podcast debut, unplanned and unstoppable. If you think men can’t multitask, this episode might just prove you wrong.

And of course, we wrap it all up with this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week ?????

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We’re back—and this week, Steve’s off the beach and straight into a moan! From £100 kids’ days out to packing cubes and pressure to post your holiday on social media, we’re chatting holidays then vs now.

👉 In Bit of a Natter, we look at the rise of Insta-perfect travel, why British seaside breaks got left behind, and whether we’re all just overthinking a bit of sunshine.

😤 In Adam & Eve It, manners are under fire—from people not saying thank you to kids glued to screens while someone holds the door. Where’s the respect gone?

🗣️ In Say It Like Steve, we’re asking—can you still say what you think, or is everyone too scared of getting “cancelled”? A proper chat about free speech, filters, and keeping it real.

🧩 Plus, don’t miss our Cockney Slang Word of the Week — comment it below for a cheeky follow back!

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Episode 7 of Cockney & Son, it’s lucky number seven — but not for the things that give us the ick! From men in flip-flops on the tube, to funeral selfies (yes, really), we’re diving headfirst into the modern cringes that wind us right up. Dad even takes on baby talk to pets and people filming entire concerts — and let’s just say, he’s not holding back.

Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s full-on road rage (verbally, at least) as Dad rants about traffic, bike lanes, and why London feels more jammed up than ever.

And in Say It Like Steve, the summer holidays are here — and one poor listener wants to know: how do you entertain two kids under ten without losing your mind or your wallet? Spoiler: Dad’s answer involves a lot of “good luck.”

Finally, we wrap up with your Cockney Slang Word of the Week, a shoutout to all the parents just trying to survive the six-week break, and a bit of a giggle to lift the mood.

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This week on Cockney & Son, we’re talking fears — big, small and downright bonkers. From spiders to buttons to running out of tea bags, we’re sharing what gives us the shivers… and yes, Dad admits he’s scared of one thing (hint: it involves the dentist).

In Bit of a Natter, we chat about the weird phobias people have, how fears have changed over the years, and whether it’s best to just get on with it — Dad-style.

Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s a moan about people trying to fiddle the system — from benefit blaggers to fake emotional support animals. Dad’s got a few old-school tales of dodgy excuses too.

This week’s Say It Like Steve tackles a tricky parenting dilemma: what would Dad do if his 12-year-old refused to sleep alone?

Plus, your Cockney Slang Word of the Week (‘Bubble Bath’ = laugh), a chat about surviving the summer heat, and our usual wrap-up of chaos, cold baths, and garden grumbles.

Pop the kettle on (or crack open a G&T) and have a listen — and don’t forget to follow, subscribe, and share your weirdest phobia with us for next week’s show!

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It’s Lew here — and for this episode, Dad and I are diving into something we’re all guilty of: secretly judging people. From side-eyes at the supermarket to Dad’s brutal honesty about your parking skills, nothing’s off limits.

In Bit of a Natter, we chat about what people got judged for back in Dad’s day compared to now (spoiler: he reckons he never judged anyone — yeah, right). Adam & Eve It is Dad’s weekly rant about people who think life’s over at 60, and I’ve got a surprise taste test lined up to see what he makes of a viral snack.

We’ve also got Say It Like Steve where Dad dishes out his “wisdom” — take it with a pinch of salt — and our Cockney Slang Word of the Week is Baked Bean. Any guesses?

Stick the kettle on, have a laugh, and secretly judge us judging everyone else — you know you want to

🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London

New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.

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