“Men: they’re always cheating on you, or cheating on someone else and using you to do it!”

Brooke Shields and Perry King star in this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast. Pretty sure “Came the Dawn” is the only installment of TALES FROM THE CRYPT that both begins and ends with a brutal axe murder. If that doesn’t reel you in, we also have a cameo from Michael J. Pollard, “Herman” of SLEEPAWAY CAMP III fame!

Sadly, Made-for-TV March has come to an end. For the grand finale, I saved what I feel is the best for last. It’s the 1988 remake of the William Castle film I SAW WHAT YOU DID, starring Shawnee Smith (SAW), Tammy Lauren (WISHMASTER), and Candace Cameron-Bure(“Full House”). Also stars Robert and David Carridine. Joining me on this special occasion is my good buddy Adrian Mendoza, who always helps make these commentaries a lot of fun.

For this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR: “The House That Bled to Death” (what I wouldn’t give to be in the room when that title was decided upon). It concerns a couple who move into a rundown old house where some years prior, an elderly man poisoned his wife (and perhaps dismembered her with a pair of swords he seems to have a strange affinity for). Of course, strange things start to happen before the new owners have the chance to settle in.

It wouldn’t be Made-for-TV March without at least one appearance by the one and only Tori Spelling. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s the 1996 cult classic MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? co-starring Ivan Sergei. The overacting in this one is so strong, it just about rattled the foundation of my TV. Consider yourself warned. Oh and if you choose to watch along, make sure you haven’t selected the 2016 in-name-only remake, which seems to be a lot easier to find.

It’s a return to Springwood for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES: “Freddy’s Tricks and Treats,” we find out what happens when bad dreams are captured on video!

Made-for-TV March continues on The Blind Rage Podcast with 1991’s NIGHTMARE a.k.a. DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, starring Danielle Harris, Victoria Principal, and Paul Sorvino.

In “Easel Kill Ya,” Tim Roth stars as a struggling painter with murderous ideation. It’s sort of a more modern version of A BUCKET OF BLOOD, only a hell of a lot more twisted. God, I love TALES FROM THE CRYPT.

Made-for-TV March continues on The Blind Rage Podcast! In 1991’s DEAD SILENCE, Renee Estevez (of SLEEPAWAY CAMP II and INTRUDER), Lisanne Falk (of the 1988 cult classic HEATHERS), and Carrie Mitchum star as college friends on vacation in Palm Springs. Some drinking and driving lead to a hit-and-run accident that leaves an innocent man dead, and the age-old debate between hiding the truth and doing the right thing. Also features a pre-“Breaking Bad” Bryan Cranston and HALLOWEEN 4 & 5’s Beau Starr.

It’s a return to everyone’s favorite crawly crypt for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In “Three’s a Crowd,” Richard suspects his wife is having an illicit affair with a longtime friend. It’s only after an incredibly brutal climax that Richard discovers he’s not only been wrong this entire time…he’s been DEAD wrong! As the cackling Crypt-Keeper says while cracking open his massive tomb of terrors, “this is one anniversary the husband will NEVER forget…”

It’s Made-for-TV March on The Blind Rage Podcast! This week, Shannen Doherty and William Devane star in the 1992 thriller OBSESSED. In this festival of cheese, our heroine plays a violent stalker with severe daddy issues.