The BLPA Big Show

What's in and out for 2025? And what does that have to do with you coming to a DEX? Hint: do it scared! This week, we also debated the Connor McDavid hit and suspension and an AITA story about putting too-big-for-their-britches teens in their place on the ice. Last week's random draw number didn't come forward so it's double babyyyyyy—is it you this week? Plus all the upcoming tournaments and why you should be there—even if you're nowhere close to good. Thank you to our sponsors bardownsportsco.com and Tucker Hockey. Linkity links: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com

We're back and we're...not live. And this episode you'll see why 🥲 we hit up one of our past beer leaguer drama guys for a little update and heard a new story that involved pee-filled jeans in a beer cooler. We also looked back on the results of our BLPA Fantasy Football results to share what the ultimate loser has to do...and it's not spend 24 hours in a Wafflehouse, because Nick is totally into that. Which, by the way, we might have to coordinate a trip to do. Wait and see how we might make it happen... We also give details on a couple upcoming tournaments and the ONE spot left for Japan (and how you can get the deposit for freeeeeee). And bush stencils came up. No more info needed on that. Thank you to our sponsors: Bardown Sports Co Tucker Hockey Annnnd some links you need: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com

BLPA - New Year - Same Ol' Sh*t From Us Brought to you by Bardownsportsco.com

🎙️ Welcome to the first episode of the new year! We're back with the same chaotic energy and wild banter you've come to expect. In this episode, we dive into:

🛷 Holiday Recap

• Who's still recovering from holiday hangovers?
• The best (and worst) gifts from our festive season.

🎂 Nick's New Birthday Idea A quick tease of Nick's latest quirky birthday brainstorm.

🎯 Personal New Year Resolutions

• We share our 2025 goals—on and off the ice.
• Listener resolutions make their debut—thanks for sending them in!
• What's in store for the podcast and the beer league scene this year?

🏒 Beer League Drama

• This week's juiciest hockey drama: The saga of Billy Funday continues.
• Hilarious fights, absurd controversies, and the kind of nonsense that makes beer league hockey legendary.

🌍 Upcoming BLPA Events

• Iceland Draft Experience (May 30 - June 1): Registration is live! Use code ishokki for $100 off.
• BLPA Worldwide Tours: Tokyo/Osaka in October, Munich/Salzburg in December.
• Regional Bash Tournaments coming to Jacksonville, Vermont, Philly, Columbus, and more!

📰 Hockey NEWS Headlines

• From the beer league trenches to the tipping dealers, we're covering the latest buzz and community updates.

🎉 Wrap-Up

• Thanks for sticking with us into 2025!
• Shoutouts to beer leaguers and community members who deserve the spotlight.
• Don't forget to visit our sponsors: BardownSportsCo.com and Tucker Hockey.

📢 Call to Action: Subscribe, leave us a review, and share the podcast with your hockey crew. Let's make this year one for the beer league books!

Listen now on YouTube, Libsyn, or wherever you get your podcasts. 🏒🍻

In this episode of DEX Tales, we dive into the wild world of the Vegas Draft Experience! With the draft now complete, we break down the teams, analyze player picks, and make bold predictions about who will dominate on the ice and who might struggle to find their groove. From surprise picks to seasoned veterans, this video captures all the excitement and strategy that make the Draft Experience one-of-a-kind. Ok listen.... the analysis isn't this deep but the Commish and friends do tell you who they think is gonna win. Whether you're a hockey enthusiast or just love the unpredictability of draft events, join us as we explore what's in store for the teams in Sin City. Let the trash talk, camaraderie, and beer league magic begin—it's going to be an unforgettable tournament! #VegasDraftExperience #DEXTales #BLPA

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This week's episode was packed with laughs, judgment-free advice, and some truly outrageous stories from the rink!

• Recap of Last Week: We revisited tales of glory and shame from the ice and teased some juicy details about our new Vegas segment.
• Vegas Chatter: It started with a $100 bet that spiraled into a wild brainstorming session for new content ideas. Spoiler: Vegas doesn't disappoint when it comes to inspiration.
• We Listen but We Don't Judge: This segment reminded listeners that all stories—no matter how questionable—are welcome here.

The Main Event: 7 Deadly Sins of Beer League Hockey

• #1: Co-ed Locker Room Etiquette: Pro tip: A glance is okay; more than that? You're officially "that guy" (or gal).
• #2: Vegas Showers: Pony walls are perfect for the "meat gazers" among us—apparently, it's a whole thing.
• #3: Bench Beer Theft: A crime so heinous it should require league intervention. Seriously, don't mess with another player's brew.

Tune in for the other "sins," along with more wild locker-room banter and some unsolicited (but spot-on) beer league wisdom.

Get ready for a jam-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and all things hockey! 🍂🏒

**Thanksgiving Traditions & Food Debates:** - *Gravy Showdown*: Brown vs. White—who's the real MVP? - *Top Sides*: From deviled eggs to mac and cheese, we rank our faves and share the stories behind them. - *Canadian vs. American Thanksgiving*: The key differences and why leftovers are non-negotiable.

**Hockey Talk:** - *Goalie Drama*: Guest co-host Mike shares his unique journey in net and the quirks of being a beer league goalie. - *Should Goalies Pay Team Fees?* We tackle this fiery topic with humor and insight. - *Upcoming Tournaments*: Learn about the Puck Ten Project and how it's helping aspiring hockey players.

**Humorous Highlights:** - *Locker Room Struggles*: Ever changed in a rink lobby? We've got hilarious stories and clever solutions. - *Travel Plans*: Dreaming of hockey games in Italy, Japan, and beyond. - *Doctor Reed Segment*: Guest co-host Dr. Reed hilariously diagnoses ailments—laughs guaranteed!

**Why Tune In?** - Relatable and engaging discussions for hockey fans and players alike. - Insights into upcoming events and how you can get involved. - A celebration of the camaraderie that makes hockey special.

**Join the Conversation:** - Follow us @THEBLPA on social media for updates and memes (yes, maybe even Pinterest!). - Share your thoughts or leave us a voicemail at 443-The-BLPA—tell us your Thanksgiving food opinions or goalie fee takes!

**Special Thanks:** A huge thank you to guest co-hosts Mike and Reed for their humor and insight, and to you—our listeners—for your amazing support. Wishing everyone a fantastic Thanksgiving filled with food, fun, and hockey. Cheers! 🎙️

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Nick and Jason share hilarious stories about surviving the freezing temps in Calgary and Nashville, while reflecting on beer league triumphs and struggles—like winning championships or barely surviving on the ice!

Jason laments the lack of a team in Calgary, while Nick juggles two teams with mixed success. They also laugh about missing gaming nights thanks to "adulting" highlights like quiet dinners and solo time.

Vegas and Philly tournaments are heating up—register now! Plus, teasers for epic BLPA trips to Savannah and Alaska have everyone hyped.

Nick and Jason reveal their top five hockey sticks, sparking debates and nostalgia. Want to know the #1 pick? You'll have to tune in!

From nightmare teammates to beer league drama, Nick and Jason dish out hilarious horror stories. They also encourage listeners to share their own tales and keep the beer league camaraderie strong.

Subscribe for laughs, hockey insights, and everything beer league!

Nick shares his hockey team's experiences in Italy, highlighting cultural exploration, team bonding, and future travel plans. Highlights 🇮🇹 Italy trip was an amazing cultural experience. 🏒 Hockey played against Italian teams, showcasing skill disparities. 🍽️ Enjoyed group meals, strengthening team camaraderie. ⭐ Dined at a Michelin star restaurant, highlighting culinary delights. 🌍 Upcoming trips planned for Scandinavia, Japan, and Greenville. 💬 Transitioning communication to Discord for real-time interaction. 💰 Fundraising initiative for Puck 10, aiming to raise $10,000.

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